thanks for the link i totally clicked it
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Good times of me stripping her, oiling her, lubing her, cocking her, shoving my cleaning rod down her barrel, making her overheat, affixing her bayonets, holding her to my cheek and shoulder, and staring down her sights.
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We can only assume lot of shit from just the FB picture. Seems like a 3y relationship was going fine then the girl pushed the wrong buttons.
Maybe he was obssesed with animu.
Context aside you seem to be of the idea that having a relationship (or a steady influx of pussy) is paramount for male survival or something, it isn't.
Having said that having pussy is great but bitch I aint selling my vidya just because you dont like me playing mario bros.
I don't think you'll ever have to worry about that bro
Would you continue to date some vegetarian chick who kept getting mad at you for, and kept telling you to stop, eating meat? Fuck that. The pussy probably wasn't worth the drama, which is sad for her because the bar for replacing porn is a lot lower than the bar for replacing meat.
Unless she wants you to get rid of your weird fetish porn too. Then the bar is raised, because chances are she's not letting you do half that shit.
I wouldn't date a vegetarian chick in the first place.
Then she came down with sudden vegetarian syndrome or something while you were dating her.
Speaking of, what do you guys do when someone tells you their a vegetarian? I sympathetically say "Oh, I'm so sorry for you."
See the problem comes in when you start collecting pedo cartoon porn and your options are pretty fucking limited, so you hook up with the first piece of ass that comes your way and try to hide your tentacle porn from her for years. Then she finds out and asks you to delete it but the colors!! The big eyes!! Must keep!! Which is why you should find a chick that is into what you are into if possible, but that requires washing your face, shaving your neck beard and leaving your house. What are the chances of that actually happening?
why do you care what food goes into other people's mouths
regardless, obvious joke about meat being equivalent to penis
I want to upper cut my chick 4 times a week. That's how relationships go you fucking nerds
chari and tajin parking out on front street y'all motherfuckers are sadlarious. the amount of context being read into 5 lines of an FB status is too damn high. this ain't even a conversation about being whipped or not, but the pedestal defense coming from the most pristine of neckbeard virgins? come on now.
this is about some dude that enjoys staring at cartoon titties. not only enjoys it, but prefers it over real titties. now if it was over regular porn, or going to strip clubs, I'd be lined right up in the boner phalanx with you scrubs defending this dude. problem is you motherfuckers think we live in the world of roger rabbit and he's about to get his.