2014 MLB Season Thread: Throw another shrimp on the barbie!

[Cail]

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/mlb/s...e-miguel-olivo

[Mertron]

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/mlb/s...e-miguel-olivo

bath salts

[Cail]

http://espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/story/...g-neck-surgery

[Melena]

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/mlb/s...e-miguel-olivo

Olivo waived today. Ironically in an interview earlier this season, Olivo stated he wanted to be a boxer like Mike Tyson, just without the biting the ear off part.

[Melena]

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/10...r-league-night

[Francisco]

I'd take Olivo over fucking Pierzynski.

[Aksannyi]

Rays vs. Red Sox still tied through 15 right now.

[Rhinox]

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/art...b&ymd=20140525

[Rhinox]

This is not a onion article.


Fml keep this douche bag away from Javy

[Cail]

lool

[pohibaba]

News from a couple of days ago: Selig is trying to handpick his replacement and Jerry Reinsdorf is attempting a coup to put in his own candidate just like he did when he made Selig Commissioner 20 years ago.

source.

[jmc]

Beckett with the no-no

Was this his first win of the year? Lol

[Moss]

He's 3-1 with a 2.43 ERA and low WHIP

been very good this year

[jmc]

He's 3-1 with a 2.43 ERA and low WHIP

been very good this year

Wow, ok then

You just don't hear anything about him anymore

[archibaldcrane]

And yet with him, Greinke and Kershaw the Dodgers are struggling to stay above .500

Meanwhile JIMMY NELSON shutout a hot Marlins offense for 5.2 in his first MLB start, with BRAUN going 4-5, a homer short of the cycle.

JIMMY
BRAUN

[Soa]

I'm absolutely amazed that the Phillies hadn't been no hit since 1978 considering how many putrid teams they've put on the field in that time span.

[Moss]

Wow, ok then

You just don't hear anything about him anymore

Nah you don't, I know because he is on my fantasy team. I was a little skeptical since it's been so long since he's been good.

FIP is over 4.00 though so not quite as dominant as his numbers look

[Akiyama]

In other news..

@joe_morgan

#Rockies SS Troy Tulowitzki on what makes #Braves RHP Julio Teheran good: "I don't know. Help me out. Go ask him."

Teheran is still godlike.

[Headspace]

Reds getting PERFECTOED.

[archibaldcrane]

2 outs, bottom of the 9th,down a run? LUCROY GOT CHU

Tied game, 2 outs, bottom of the 10th, runner on first, relief pitcher's spot to bat, empty bench? No worries, just let Yovani Gallardo smash a walkoff RBI double off the top of the left center field wall.