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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Been meaning to do this for awhile. We got a thread to bitch about what's bad going on in our lives, we should have a thread to talk about the good shit that is going on in our lives. Big or small, what's going well bg?

    For me:

    Taking daughter to Disnelyand for her bday next month and managed to win a $100 gift card to the Disney Store (either gonna use it for the tickets if I can, if not gonna let her have a field day for presents when we get to the huge one in Downtown Disney.)

    I am able to now solely breastfeed my newborn instead of having to supplement with formula.

    Husband was able to grab an extra week of paternity leave with pay. Thank. God.

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    Last week I won a new photo backpack from one of the photography blogs I read. Free $400 Mindshift photo backpack came in the mail 2 days later. Entered and found out I won within 15 minutes. This was a while ago but I won a free pair of Turtle Beach headphones from one of those Amazon sweepstakes they have on facebook. I was the correct number person who sent in an email.

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    FOR FUCKS' SAKE !!!
    FOR FUCKS' SAKE !!!
    FUCK FUCK FUCK

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    Found $10 last week bringing out some spring clothes from storage.

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    I Am, Who I Am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluefan View Post
    Found $10 last week bringing out some spring clothes from storage.
    Wife found a 20 in a book she bought at halfpricebooks lol.

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    Woke up from a nap after work - fiance walks in with la fin du monde, arrogant bastard and some other fancy beer that is also delicious.

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    left work to take a poop. pretty glorious, if you ask me

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    Started new job as Saucier at a newly opened restaurant and market. Gaining enormous amounts of knowledge and experience, both culinary and managerial, all while making the best money of my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    left work to take a poop. pretty glorious, if you ask me
    This is the greatest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    left work to take a poop. pretty glorious, if you ask me
    One of the things I miss about being an hourly employee was taking a poop while on the clock and calculating how much my job just paid me to take a shit.

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    government employee, i get paid to do all sorts of silly shit in my off time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    One of the things I miss about being an hourly employee was taking a poop while on the clock and calculating how much my job just paid me to take a shit.
    My friend and I call that OCS (On the Clock Shit). When I worked at Albertsons, I'd stand in front of the clock for 10 minutes waiting to clock in if I got there early. Then the first thing I'd do EVERY shift is go take a shit on the clock. Then sit on the toilet and listen to 2-3 songs on my CD player (lol yea I didn't have an mp3 player back then, 2005-2006ish) then come out 15 minutes after my shift started and start work

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    One of my friends would take naps on the shitter on a slow day.

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    i close my office at lunch and sleep for 2 hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moss View Post
    One of my friends would take naps on the shitter on a slow day.
    I'm trying to determine who was the best at fucking the clock. It's between me and this one guy named Terry. He used to go in his car and straight up go to sleep. Come in looking like he just woke up and when they asked him where he's been, he'd say he was outside getting carts.

    Me, on the other hand, never went that far while I was supposed to be working, but on lunch break, I'd pretend to clock out and stay on the clock for lunch. Then when the managers shift changed, I'd say I hadn't been on break yet and then take another (since if breaks didn't show up on my time card, I'd get in trouble)

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    why do so many of your posts involve you pooping

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    why do so many of your posts involve you pooping
    Nigga you brought it up

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    Just started my new job today. Although it's a bit more managerial than they led on (I was thinking more of a team lead, but I'm pretty much a straight up manager), I'm still pretty excited about it. And great benefits!

    Tomorrow we go pick up a new car for the wife.

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    If you aren't having sex on your boss's desk while on the clock, you're doing it wrong.

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    does getting a Beej while waiting on a helo to land on your ship count?

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    Keeper didn't show up to the soccer game last night, got drafted to playing goal. Shut out, oh yeah.

    I completely suck at keeper (...normally), but I get drafted because I'm (supposedly!) the only other person that ever played it before, that one time when I was like 12.

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