Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Nesssie]

I see people got pay raises! Congrats! I got a 10% raise which was really awesome. I was told I have a chance for another 5% bump in November

[Astylla]

I hope you weren't looking forward to riding Pirates of the Caribbean. It's going to be closed all summer for refurbishments.

It will be open 2 days we are there but since Disneyland is far superior not too worried lol. There's so much more we are looking forward to stuff being down never phases us.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

So, I just had an amazing idea for my GFs and I 3rd year anniversary.

We both love cryptograms and stuff, so, this year I will make a Cryptogram scavenger hunt that will take her to some of our favorite memory spots and the final one will bring her to the Hot Air Balloon ride I'll have waiting for her(Something shes always dreamed of doing)

And just to make it so its not crazy hard. I'll be making a little book with clues and it'll have a hidden book inside the book with the keys

[Abandon]

that'll take her breath away

[Spicyryan]

IDK, I am so lame and negative that I find it really cliche and unexciting for a dream (balloon).

Sure the view is nice, but then what?
However, if you are going up in the air to tapdatass then I retract my statement, and give you a thumbs up for making her dreams come true

That being said the memory spots crypto thing sounds romantic and more exciting

[BaneTheBrawler]

that'll take her breath away

http://instantostrich.com/

[Astylla]

So, I just had an amazing idea for my GFs and I 3rd year anniversary.

We both love cryptograms and stuff, so, this year I will make a Cryptogram scavenger hunt that will take her to some of our favorite memory spots and the final one will bring her to the Hot Air Balloon ride I'll have waiting for her(Something shes always dreamed of doing)

And just to make it so its not crazy hard. I'll be making a little book with clues and it'll have a hidden book inside the book with the keys

I love the idea but I'm a hopeless romantic even being the cynical fuck I am. If it were me you'd be getting laid for days. I say do it.

[Aksannyi]

I can't help but think of a Gone Girl scenario here, lol.

[Blubbartron]

I love the idea but I'm a homeless romantic even being the cynical fuck I am. If it were me you'd be getting laid for days. I say do it.

Is this the advanced level of starving artist?

[Astylla]

Is this the advanced level of starving artist?

Haha I should never respond when I wake up.. FML.

[synistar]

Saw this guy on the way to lunch:

Always brings a smile to my face when I see him around town. I met him some 20 years back when his prior dog, an alaskan huskie, was perched outside my house. We called the number on the tags and he picked the dog up on his motorcycle.

[BaneTheBrawler]

that seems rather dangerous. i'd go with a sidecar.

[synistar]

He was a dog trainer before he retired. He fought in court in 1996 about the legality of it and won because it wasn't a person sitting in front of him. He also modified the front end to have a heat shield and the handlebars set up the way they are just in case. Plus I doubt he drives on the highway with the dog.

And if I remember another time when the husky ran away he went on the news asking if anyone saw his dog. Best quote of the interview. "If you spell motorcycle backwards, you get [nothing]. If you spell dog backwards, you get God." Those dogs he has owned mean so much to him that he wouldn't endanger them purposely.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Elcycrotom

Electric Rotom

Motorcycles confirmed as pokemon

[Moss]

He was a dog trainer before he retired. He fought in court in 1996 about the legality of it and won because it wasn't a person sitting in front of him. He also modified the front end to have a heat shield and the handlebars set up the way they are just in case. Plus I doubt he drives on the highway with the dog.

And if I remember another time when the husky ran away he went on the news asking if anyone saw his dog. Best quote of the interview. "If you spell motorcycle backwards, you get [nothing]. If you spell dog backwards, you get God." Those dogs he has owned mean so much to him that he wouldn't endanger them purposely.

ok but putting them on a motorcycle is endangering them purposefully lol

[Spicyryan]

ok but putting them on a motorcycle is endangering them purposefully lol

No more than he is endangering himself by riding one.

[Zetanio]

Just fit in a pair of size 38 jeans. Last pair I bought were a 44 that I stretched up to a 46-47.

Fuck being fat.

[Astylla]

Just fit in a pair of size 38 jeans. Last pair I bought were a 44 that I stretched up to a 46-47.

Fuck being fat.

That's awesome congrats to you! It's an amazing feeling having that work pay off

[Brill Weave]

Just fit in a pair of size 38 jeans. Last pair I bought were a 44 that I stretched up to a 46-47.

Fuck being fat.

Nice fucking job!

[Acevalefor]

Just finished training on the new Club Assist testers. They roll out the 7500s tomorrow for the entire Portland area! No more tester freezing up, random tester reset, check connection, amp clamp out of range, and a myriad of other bullshit problems that prevented us from getting acceptable test codes to meet the precious AAA "test percentages" on our calls.

The old testers were ridiculously buggy with anything other than a battery with more than 10 volts in it, in stable condition. We are required to test 80% of the batteries we are called out on, but ONLY the first test would count toward that number. So if one of the previously mentioned bugs happened, nope...no test code...you failed to test that battery even if you restarted the test and completed it the second time. You are not meeting your numbers.

No more! The new testers give a test code even if a portion of the test fails! Yay!