Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Abandon]

Does this count as a random win?

fuck yes it does, i laughed

[Melena]

Scored a majoras mask 3ds today from best buy

[Patriarch]

Found $450 in random cash in misplaced cards from my wedding, that were hiding in the closet

Best of feels

[tyven]

Found $450 in random cash in misplaced cards from my wedding, that were hiding in the closet

Best of feels

dang those people are gonna be glad to finally receive their thank-you notes.

[Patriarch]

dang those people are gonna be glad to finally receive their thank-you notes.

sent those bad boys out like 2 years ago

Probably just had some random cards get seperated or some shit, and I put them away by accident. We left for Cancun the next morning so it was kind of a scramble after the wedding to get home and go at it for a few hours, and have enough time to catch that 5am flight

[Pringles]

Girlfriend had gone south this past weekend to visit her parents. She invited me over when she got back Sunday night. Opened her apartment door wearing just the nightie she bought on the way home. Proceeded to tell me her mom had made home made cornbread from scratch to bring home to me.

I then had to choose which I wanted first, the cornbread or her. Most difficult choice I've had to make

[Spicyryan]

Girlfriend had gone south this past weekend to visit her parents. She invited me over when she got back Sunday night. Opened her apartment door wearing just the nightie she bought on the way home. Proceeded to tell me her mom had made home made cornbread from scratch to bring home to me.

I then had to choose which I wanted first, the cornbread or her. Most difficult choice I've had to make

If you have to choose between cornbread and your lady in "a nightie" then I just don't know what is going on over there.

[Ksandra]

What the fuck. This is why nerds can't have nice things.



My win:

There is a mall near my in-laws that has recently been redone. They put a movie theatre in there that has like recliner seats n' junk. I told my hubby a while back ago I wanted us to go to see Jurassic World there (so in-laws can watch the kids). Last week I was working on spring cleaning and found a wallet I used like five years ago. Looking through it I found two movie ticket vouchers. They are for the same company at the mall, and they have no expiration date. So free movies for us. (b'')b

[Spicyryan]

What the fuck. This is why nerds can't have nice things.



My win:

There is a mall near my in-laws that has recently been redone. They put a movie theatre in there that has like recliner seats n' junk. I told my hubby a while back ago I wanted us to go to see Jurassic World there (so in-laws can watch the kids). Last week I was working on spring cleaning and found a wallet I used like five years ago. Looking through it I found two movie ticket vouchers. They are for the same company at the mall, and they have no expiration date. So free movies for us. (b'')b

This story lacks cornbread.

[Pringles]

Her mother makes very delicious cornbread. She also had made the choice as a joke, as she had already invited me over that night for sex. She told me she had two surprises for me when I would get there and it was the cornbread and the nightie.

[Zetanio]

Her mother makes very delicious cornbread. She also had made the choice as a joke, as she had already invited me over that night for sex. She told me she had two surprises for me when I would get there and it was the cornbread and the nightie.

I would have assumed butt stuff but I'm an optimist. Cornbread and butt stuff would be two awesome surprises.

[Spicyryan]

Her mother makes very delicious cornbread. She also had made the choice as a joke, as she had already invited me over that night for sex. She told me she had two surprises for me when I would get there and it was the cornbread and the nightie.

At least the sex was good I hope. Tell us about that.

Spoiler: show

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[Pooke]

Girlfriend had gone south this past weekend to visit her parents. She invited me over when she got back Sunday night. Opened her apartment door wearing just the nightie she bought on the way home. Proceeded to tell me her mom had made home made cornbread from scratch to bring home to me.

I then had to choose which I wanted first, the cornbread or her. Most difficult choice I've had to make

Lol, I'm going to interpret what you wrote differently and as the more likely occurrence than what you claim happened. It would seem you came over to her apartment in the nightie she bought and you opened her door. Now don't get me wrong, I love wearing a nightie just as much as the next guy, and I wish you could have seen how turned on she was by me in another of her nighties before you arrived. I've gotta agree with Spicyryan, what's wrong with you bro? Sexy time is the only answer ever. I feel bad for this girl, she's either with a guy that puts her pussy on the same level as her momma's cornbread, or her snatch smells and tastes of rotting tuna fish that said guy has no choice but to put it on an equal playing field with food.

[Zetanio]

Lol, I'm going to interpret what you wrote differently and as the more likely occurrence than what you claim happened. It would seem you came over to her apartment in the nightie she bought and you opened her door. Now don't get me wrong, I love wearing a nightie just as much as the next guy, and I wish you could have seen how turned on she was by me in another of her nighties before you arrived. I've gotta agree with Spicyryan, what's wrong with you bro? Sexy time is the only answer ever. I feel bad for this girl, she's either with a guy that puts her pussy on the same level as her momma's cornbread, or her snatch smells and tastes of rotting tuna fish that said guy has no choice but to put it on an equal playing field with food.

Go the fuck away.

[Spicyryan]

Go the fuck away.

I've gotta say I haven't been so disheartened that someone "agreed" with me in awhile. What the fuck.

[tyven]

i have been searching for these docs for months and then i found 1 pair randomly at nordstrom rack and they were in my size and $160 off so i was like OH THIS IS RANDOM WIN FOR SURE

[BaneTheBrawler]

what an odd pair of shoes.

[Zetanio]

i have been searching for these docs for months and then i found 1 pair randomly at nordstrom rack and they were in my size and $160 off so i was like OH THIS IS RANDOM WIN FOR SURE

Did you Bedazzle them yourself?

[tyven]

BASK IN THE GLORY OF MY DOCS YOU PLEBS

[Blubbartron]

Those are some ugly ass shoes.