Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Biggz]

Never had sketchy hotel room sex, was ok

Lol that's always fun. The one time I did it was with an 18 yr old stripper that I just met the day before. She got naked as soon as we got in the door. She then tells me she's on her period but I can put it up her butt. Much butt sex was had that night.

[Deadgye]

So DDoS attacks are the new MPK?

Nah. It's all like fafnir camping. So many people that very few of the models are actually loading. And then you got the distributed bots ie NASA-- that'd be the DDoS.

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Distributed Denial of Claim, DDoC

[bluefan]

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I would enjoy this more if it wasn't pretty chilly right now. Ride out starts in an hour, can't wait.

[Astylla]

One day of antibiotics and medication inhaler and I feel fucking human again. Sore throat is gone and I don't want to die. Several days of antibiotics to go with other meds but fuck feel better already. Thank you for double medical coverage for no co-pays on visits or medication.

[BaneTheBrawler]

One day of antibiotics and medication and I feel human

modern medicine is truly amazing

[Astylla]

I was always sick growing up and constantly on antibiotics. I recall having to take so many pills.. Now for 10 days it's 5 or less. It's awesome.

[Krandor]

I picked up an LG G4 and had no idea about the various promos attached it until about an hour. A free extra battery+charger and pair of SD cards to sell (32gb and 128gb) is a nice surprise

[takeDat]

So, a young lady put me through hell for an eight month relationship...in the end she decided to go another way which is perfectly fine. But through all of the transition i recieved text like, "We should be friends!" or "I wish things didn't turn out this way." or some other form of I want to rub in your face that we aren't together but lol I have someone and you don't. As a grown ass man I keep my mouth shut and make moves on my own. No need for strife.

Until today...couldn't take it any longer.

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felt good man

edit: sorry about the resolution of the image...put it in a spoiler. Samsung too good.

[FNH]

the S Penis in use

[Spicyryan]

I picked up an LG G4 and had no idea about the various promos attached it until about an hour. A free extra battery+charger and pair of SD cards to sell (32gb and 128gb) is a nice surprise

I'm thinking of getting the G4 to replace my S4 lemme know how you like it.

[Ornery Sheep]

So, a young lady put me through hell for an eight month relationship...in the end she decided to go another way which is perfectly fine. But through all of the transition i recieved text like, "We should be friends!" or "I wish things didn't turn out this way." or some other form of I want to rub in your face that we aren't together but lol I have someone and you don't. As a grown ass man I keep my mouth shut and make moves on my own. No need for strife.

Until today...couldn't take it any longer.

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felt good man

edit: sorry about the resolution of the image...put it in a spoiler. Samsung too good.

"There's no trying to be nice to an angry black man."

God damn right and don't ya'll motherfuckers ever forget it; get your back snapped in two messin with the wrong dude at the wrong time.
Either way, sounds like good riddance to bad rubbish. Let the new dude handle her and get sick of it.

[Abandon]

ayyyyy lmao

[AidenCarby]

Yeah Batt, go watch some Tyler Perry movies.

[tyven]

You guys I thought I was getting a $4k hotel stay in Paris comped but then they threw us a free upgrade and I was like sweet and thought the upgrade was worth another 2 grand. Turns out the entire 5 nights was valued at $15k.

Banging your wife on the balcony over the champs elysees in a $3k/night hotel room is just the best.

[Ornery Sheep]

Sounds fantastic except that wife part, good shit bro.

[Spicyryan]

Sounds fantastic except that wife part, good shit bro.

<3

[Blubbartron]

5k/night hotel room without a 5k/night prostitute to match is just a waste.

[tyven]

Sounds fantastic except that wife part, good shit bro.

Wives r rly the worst

[Melena]

Wives r rly the worst

I dunno, I got mine trained pretty damn well.

[Anoat]

5k/night hotel room without a 5k/night prostitute to match is just a waste.

To paraphrase one of my favorite lines from The Wolf of Wall Street,
"What kind of prostitute takes credit cards?"
"The expensive kinds!"