Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Tekki]

Want to mod some relic threads together?

[Ksandra]

You know how to treat a girl.

[Omniyoji]

I like it when you talk dirty to me bb.

ftfy

[Ansems]

As a sever I get to talk to a lot of guest.. The other day I walk into a conversation between a granddaughter(17) and a grandmother. The granddaughter said "she needs be herself and love herself. We need to accept her for who she is in order for that to happen." I turn around and I say "I don't know what you're talking about but I agree with you" she says her grandmother was being homophobic. I explained to the grandmother that everyone should have a chance to be happy in life. Living with regret and then dying with it, is very sad. I told her that I lost my brother and that I have to live in regret for not ever telling him who I really was. She looked up at me and told me I was a smart person. She gave me 47$ tip.

[Abandon]

what is a sever

[Ansems]

Sever at Pf Changs

[Melena]

Someone's R key seems to be busted.

[Ansems]

Wut

[Tokitoki]

Wut

This:

what is a sever

Sever at Pf Changs

The response to Abandon that makes sense is "Server at PF Changs," but it appears your "R" key is not functioning.

[tyven]

you guys what if he thinks the fucking word is sever. omg

[Abandon]

rofl my sides

[Ansems]

Lmao I probably been spelling it wrong this whole time.

[Tokitoki]

Lmao I probably been spelling it wrong this whole time.

Yes.

[zoobernut]

That was golden. If his r key was broken wouldn't it be seve?

[Petitssk]

It's 11 PM and I'm eating this:



Mashed potatoes, sauerkraut and kassler; doesn't get much more German than that. Doesn't look overly pretty because it's yesterday's lunch after it's been microwaved, but I can't not eat it.

After I spent most of my day in a sea of blood and feces, I had just finished cleaning the bathroom while cursing cigarettes and smokers, when my brother came home and told me to get into the car. My mother had been fetched by an ambulance about four hours prior, and three hours after that she passed away. According to the doctor, the thing I found in the blood-filled bucket in the bathroom might have been part of her lung or the tumor that had been found about five months earlier.

Regardless, I said my goodbyes and will now commence eating what everyone else wanted to eat but didn't eat after all - the last lunch my mother prepared.

I didn't cry, but I did hold my tears back. While I'm happy that she didn't suffer, it's still kind of hard to accept that she's gone. However, she had a few happy months and died very quickly without having to go through months of pain; I couldn't ask for more.

[FNH]

Sever at Pf Changs

As a sever She looked up at me and told me I was a smart person.

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[Ansems]

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Lol the irony, how funny.

[Charismatic]

dammit ansem

[Ansems]

; ; is it to late to blame it on auto correct?

[Tokitoki]

It's 11 PM and I'm eating this:



Mashed potatoes, sauerkraut and kassler; doesn't get much more German than that. Doesn't look overly pretty because it's yesterday's lunch after it's been microwaved, but I can't not eat it.

After I spent most of my day in a sea of blood and feces, I had just finished cleaning the bathroom while cursing cigarettes and smokers, when my brother came home and told me to get into the car. My mother had been fetched by an ambulance about four hours prior, and three hours after that she passed away. According to the doctor, the thing I found in the blood-filled bucket in the bathroom might have been part of her lung or the tumor that had been found about five months earlier.

Regardless, I said my goodbyes and will now commence eating what everyone else wanted to eat but didn't eat after all - the last lunch my mother prepared.

I didn't cry, but I did hold my tears back. While I'm happy that she didn't suffer, it's still kind of hard to accept that she's gone. However, she had a few happy months and died very quickly without having to go through months of pain; I couldn't ask for more.

This does not sound like a win.

I'm sorry.