Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Zetanio]

I turned 30 and the world didn't end.

[AoE]

I'll be crossing that hurdle next year.

[Brill Weave]

youngsters

[Buffy]

Damn, I'mma be 40 soon. What the fuck.

[Sepukku]

Turned 27 two weeks ago, three more years.....

[Zetanio]

Turned 27 two weeks ago, three more years.....

[Astylla]

I just turned 37 in July and am one of the oldest on my team. Everyone else is like fucking 21. I can still drink everyone under the table though. I get asked often how I'm alive lol.

[Aksannyi]

I'm 34, but I get mistaken for much younger all the time. At my last job, one girl didn't believe me when I told her my age until I actually showed her my driver's license. I have a fuckton of gray hairs but apparently I look 23 (according to her). Or I'll mention that I have an 11 year old and they'll think I got knocked up when I was like 14 or some shit. It's actually kind of aggravating.

I bet 10 years from now I'll still be wishing I looked like I was in my 20s though.

[Astylla]

I'm 34, but I get mistaken for much younger all the time. At my last job, one girl didn't believe me when I told her my age until I actually showed her my driver's license. I have a fuckton of gray hairs but apparently I look 23 (according to her). Or I'll mention that I have an 11 year old and they'll think I got knocked up when I was like 14 or some shit. It's actually kind of aggravating.

I bet 10 years from now I'll still be wishing I looked like I was in my 20s though.

Yeah I'm often mistaken for my mid 20s and I'm good with that. Both my parents aged well so I'll take it.

[Aksannyi]

Yeah I'm often mistaken for my mid 20s and I'm good with that. Both my parents aged well so I'll take it.

Yeah, I should probably be more thankful about it, or at least flattered when I get carded or something.

[Abandon]

I'm 34, but I get mistaken for much younger all the time. At my last job, one girl didn't believe me when I told her my age until I actually showed her my driver's license. I have a fuckton of gray hairs but apparently I look 23 (according to her). Or I'll mention that I have an 11 year old and they'll think I got knocked up when I was like 14 or some shit. It's actually kind of aggravating.

I bet 10 years from now I'll still be wishing I looked like I was in my 20s though.

you still telling this lie?

[Airenn]

Whoa, I can use that one? I'm jumping on this bandwagon, me, too. All the time. Carded everywhere I go.

[Abandon]

a lot better than ol "my first deployment was to hanoi" aks

[Aksannyi]

No, my deployment was to Kuwait. I was stationed in Germany, and that's an entirely different thing.

Like I get that you hate me, but you don't have to rag on my military service considering that you are also a service member.

[Airenn]

I don't think dicking all of Croatia is a big service to our cuntry

[Abandon]

No, my deployment was to Kuwait. I was stationed in Germany, and that's an entirely different thing.

Like I get that you hate me, but you don't have to rag on my military service considering that you are also a service member.

how you miss an obvious joke is beyond me.

it's not that i even hate you, you just get mad over the dumbest possible shit, entirely too often. You fit the stereotypical feminazi to a T. so easy to make fun of, it's hard to pass up. how you spent so much time in the military and yet have among the thinnest skin here on BG is mindblowing.

[Abandon]

I don't think dicking all of Croatia is a big service to our cuntry

Nowhere in my story does it say i dick down the entire country, for starters

also, what is a cuntry

[Sepukku]

how you miss an obvious joke is beyond me.

it's not that i even hate you, you just get mad over the dumbest possible shit, entirely too often. You fit the stereotypical feminazi to a T. so easy to make fun of, it's hard to pass up. how you spent so much time in the military and yet have among the thinnest skin here on BG is mindblowing.

And sad thing is is she's been called out like 50-100x for this on BG and still doesn't get it when people get on her again.

[Abandon]

The period that Americans refer to as the "Vietnam War" – and the Vietnamese call the "American War" – was the US military intervention from 1965 to 1973.

tl;dr

you're old.

[Aksannyi]

Yeah I totally didn't get that joke. I was stationed in Hanau (Germany) so that's the first thing I thought of.

And as for the other stuff, I have always had difficulty picking up social cues, this isn't a new thing. I'm on the spectrum. I've never wanted to make a big deal about it here (or anywhere, really) because it doesn't affect my ability to function, but sometimes I get lost in sarcasm and joking, particularly on the internet where tone is not apparent. I guess now just because people keep saying I "don't get it ..." No. I really don't.