Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[vagus]

Now that is a life story from Jmc.

[AidenCarby]

Please don't poo yourself.

Don't tell me how to live my life

[NynJa]

Too soon. In lighter news, I'm plastered and primed to shit my pants any minute. Life is good

Is Bane posting on your account?

[Kirbyprime]

Not sure if this is a random win or fail.

I love hot stuff, ( chili hot that is ) so my brother got me a ghost pepper plant. First crop around a year ago turned out really bad, no heat whatsoever. This year, I wasn't expecting all too much given the previous experience.

Just now however, I took one of the smaller peppers off the plant and cut a small bit without seeds to taste... ummm... I ended up requiring a quarter of a watermelon, 3 glasses of water, and a half glass of soy milk to dilute the heat in my mouth enough for me to not want to murder myself.

Random win -> I have hot as hell ghost peppers
Random fail -> I tested said ghost peppers on myself and it's painful

[Zetanio]

You are gonna hurt when you poop tomorrow.

[Abandon]

all 3 of those drinks do not help with spicy food. water reactivates that shit, lmao, this nigga's bootyhole will be on strike when it's time

[Elizara]

Okay, small random win for my brother. (I'll go by his old FFXI name here) Shadowneko, that's the brother who just got a job, went hunting in a nearby thrift store for game stuff he might be able to sell. Walked out with a GBA SP Special Edition (you know, the frontlit one.) for a buck. It didn't have a charger though.

Came home, it didn't work; we tested it with my GBA SP charger. Turned out that it had a bad battery (he put in the battery from his red GBA SP to test); he's going to have to pay five bucks for a new battery pack, but he now has 2 working SPs..well, soon as he gets the battery pack from Amazon. ^^

[jmc]

this nigga's bootyhole will be on strike when it's time

Laughed way too hard at this.

[Kirbyprime]

Already happened, twice, not all that bad, stomach however went on strike for over 2h

[Brill Weave]

I say this with no disrespect. I find it hilarious that people still find the need to test the ghost pepper lol. And it ALWAYS ends the same. You're not the exception, you're the rule lol.

[AidenCarby]

Maybe you're just a bitch.

[NynJa]

Maybe you're just a bitch.

[Xno Kappa]

Watching football in my bigass bath tub with a beer in my new house like I'm tony fucking montana!

Come on pelican!!!

[Astylla]

I have absolutely no fucking clue how it's possible but I've lost over 7 lbs since coming back from vacation. I ate so much junk on vacation and since I've been home due to my back hurt and checked the batteries on the scale.

I just wish I could understand how my body works because logically this makes zero sense.

[Cantih]

To quote The Full Monty
"So stuff yourself and get thin."

[Jaybar]

I have absolutely no fucking clue how it's possible but I've lost over 7 lbs since coming back from vacation. I ate so much junk on vacation and since I've been home due to my back hurt and checked the batteries on the scale.

I just wish I could understand how my body works because logically this makes zero sense.

It takes your body a little while to re-adjust from a non-Keto diet, so it still runs ketogenic even though your ingesting more carbs than normal. If you kept it up then you'll see that scale move in the other direction.

[Astylla]

It takes your body a little while to re-adjust from a non-Keto diet, so it still runs ketogenic even though your ingesting more carbs than normal. If you kept it up then you'll see that scale move in the other direction.

I recently let stress dictate my my eating for over a month but was holding steady at a "comfortable for me" weight. So I really had been eating carbs on a regular basis for awhile just not as much as I did previously. Vacation is my happy place so I don't watch what I eat, I just eat when hungry which isn't that often really but I enjoy everything from ice cream to burgers and fries to more ice cream and lots of alcohol.

Then upon returning I hurt my back so it's difficult for me to cook or have any appetite so it would be fast food once a day and diet soda the rest.

I'm finally feeling good enough to begin cooking again so we'll see. I have PCOS which basically adds insulin resistance so all the carbs and sugary stuff make me gain incredibly fast so the fact it reversed is just surprising.
I miss the gym but walking and standing is still hard.

[Pringles]

Went to Chipotle and ordered a chicken quesadilla, got charged for a cheese quesadilla.

[Kalmado]

Went to Chipotle and ordered a chicken quesadilla, got charged for a cheese quesadilla.

Simple, yet awesome.

[Aksannyi]

I am a pretty generally terrible cook, basically, if it's more complicated than boiling water, I can't really do it, but I've been trying to get better. Baby steps. So I tried this http://www.twopeasandtheirpod.com/th...-garden-soups/ today, and holy shit, not only did I do it right, but it tastes so fucking amazing like. Fuck yeah, major win here.