Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Zetanio]

ARE WE GETTING FUCKING LOUD IN HERE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[AidenCarby]

Nah

[Zetanio]

K. I was just wondering.

[Moss]

I carried a shoe cleaner with me if I wore white to school.

I did yell at my friend's wife a couple years ago when she was intentionally stomping on a new pair of sneakers I was wearing for the first time. In fairness to myself, I asked her nicely to stop 3 times and she was stomping on my pinky toe repeatedly.

your friend's wife sounds like a retard. I'm not a shoe fanboy but that would piss me off too. People are dumb.

[Zetanio]

your friend's wife sounds like a retard. I'm not a shoe fanboy but that would piss me off too. People are dumb.

I'd have been very upset.

Even if they weren't new shoes or nice shoes.

Don't fuck with people's footwear. Ever.

[Moss]

and dont be a dick and continue doing something annoying if someone asks you to stop. should have backhanded her

[Seraph]

Don't fuck with people's footwear. Ever.

More like stop stomping on my foot, footwear be damned.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Yeah man you don't know the condition of my toes. Could be fine, could be fresh from surgeru, could be a bunch of tiny penises. You don't know

[Tokitoki]

could be a bunch of tiny penises. You don't know

Absolutely exists somewhere on the internet

[Blubbartron]

Absolutely exists somewhere on the internet

[AidenCarby]

Had to punk one of the residents today, totally out of line with how he was acting toward one of the nurses.

Resident: Where's the goddamn EKG?

Nurse: It was in the patients cubby, I'd appreciate it if you didn't talk to me like that.

Resident: I don't give a shit what you appreciate, the EKG isn't in the cubby.

Me: Excuse me? What's your malfunction?

Resident: My malfunction is these nurses don't know what the fuck their doing. Guess that's why they're nurses right?

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Me: If you took two seconds to ask nicely, the EKG is attached to the cobra form which I just took from the cubby and gave to the secretary..I'm having the patient transferred. More importantly you should apologize to the nurse for your behavior.

Resident: Why's that?

Me: Because you're ] [ close to failing your third year. You don't have to do it publicly but it'd damn better be sincere, and you're done for the night.

Then I took a dump.

[Cantih]

On the resident?

[Byrthnoth]

just smeared it all over his face!

[Zetanio]

Poopy face!

[Anoat]

Rule #1 about hospital life is never treat the nurses like shit or you are gonna have a bad time.

[Roranora]

^ I was the most well-liked field engineer (oil & gas services) simply because I wasn't a complete dickhead to the crews like most of the others.

[BaneTheBrawler]

people like that always seem to forget that there's always a bigger fish. and sometimes the little fish are friends with the bigger fish. and also that they rely on those little fish for literally everything they do

[AidenCarby]

Some nurses ask for it but this one in particular is a sweet heart and is due to retire pretty soon. She's paid her dues already and doesn't need the bullshit.

[zoobernut]

Some nurses ask for it but this one in particular is a sweet heart and is due to retire pretty soon. She's paid her dues already and doesn't need the bullshit.

Good on you for putting that resident in his place. I hope the nurse saw that so she could get some sense of satisfaction. I don't like it when people are dicks at work for no reason.

[Patriarch]

Started dating/seeing/whatever the fuck its called nowadays, this new young woman who was already way too good of a catch for me to begin with... beautiful, excellent career, yada

Go over to her place to grab some food and watch a movie, she sits on her piano for a second and wanted to show me that she could play

immediately starts into the end theme of FFX. Never even mentioned to her that I was a FF addict. Literally blew my fucking mind

(was pretty much exactly this)