Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Airenn]

Oh, we're on periods now? None for nearly two years, arm implant. I've gained weight easier with it, but I attribute that to mostly being a lazy fuck with an iv drip of grease into my veins for the last 5 years. But I think it's also helped my moods and what not. Awesome sauce invention.

[Abandon]

oh boy, i love period talk

[Charismatic]

oh boy, i love period talk

gay

[Blubbartron]

Shark week is entertaining as hell.

[Abandon]

shit is awful when you work in an office full of women once they all get synched up. all sad/angry/happy at the same time? hard pass

[Abandon]

gay

what's good then nigga, fite me

[Astylla]

shit is awful when you work in an office full of women once they all get synched up. all sad/angry/happy at the same time? hard pass

My office is all women save for 3 people on a different team. It's not fun at all.

I have every complication known to exist in the reproductive department. When I was younger it was a curse now I'm all fuck yes..save for the debilitating pain and high risk of cancer.



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[Aksannyi]

shit is awful when you work in an office full of women once they all get synched up. all sad/angry/happy at the same time? hard pass

Basic training could have been awesome if it hadn't been for this fact. 64 women staying in one fucking room was an awful experience in my life.

[vagus]

Yeah, so he spent 14$, lost on all of those, and walked away with the 1$ he didnt spend.

Shoulda bought a 1$ scratch too.

So the 6:49 ticket was a $10 winner. Riding that train and bought a lotto max.

[AidenCarby]

shit is awful when you work in an office full of women once they all get synched up. all sad/angry/happy at the same time? hard pass

Try being literally the only male on for an entire shift. Status doesn't matter these bitches are out for blood.

[Abandon]

i was -_-

[Aksannyi]

out for blood.

Lol I see what you did there.

[AidenCarby]

i was -_-

Brothers in arms :/

[BaneTheBrawler]

Did I mention I'm getting a new nibling this summer? Niece is having another kid. Am excited.

[Anoat]

Brothers in arms :/

Been there.
"Hey can you move my desk?"
"Hey can you change out the water cooler?"
"Hey can you carry this heavy (insert blank) into another room?

Listen bitches, this is 2015. It's time for y'all to be strong independent women and fight the patriarchy and other shit. Whatever, just leave me alone.

[Zetanio]

Did I mention I'm getting a new nibling this summer? Niece is having another kid. Am excited.

Uncle time is the best time. You get to give em right back after going to the zoo!

[BaneTheBrawler]

They're not quite old enough to really appreciate trips yet; oldest is just a few months over a year old. But soon...


I have at least one trip planned out. Gonna take them to the Mall of America. There's an aquarium in the lower levels, plus the Lego store and a bunch of Nickelodeon themed rides. The aquarium has a couple of tanks where you can touch the critters. One is freezing cold, so meh, but the other is warm and has stingrays running laps. Shits pretty cool.

[NynJa]

They're not quite old enough to really appreciate trips yet; oldest is just a few months over a year old. But soon...


I have at least one trip planned out. Gonna take them to the Mall of America. There's an aquarium in the lower levels, plus the Lego store and a bunch of Nickelodeon themed rides. The aquarium has a couple of tanks where you can touch the critters. One is freezing cold, so meh, but the other is warm and has stingrays running laps. Shits pretty cool.

And who is this trip for again?

[Abandon]

Been there.
"Hey can you move my desk?"
"Hey can you change out the water cooler?"
"Hey can you carry this heavy (insert blank) into another room?

Listen bitches, this is 2015. It's time for y'all to be strong independent women and fight the patriarchy and other shit. Whatever, just leave me alone.

i bring my own water. you want a new jug, you get your ass and and get one. i'm not moving your fucking furniture just because you feel like a rearrangement would be fun.

[BaneTheBrawler]

And who is this trip for again?

what, adults not allowed to have fun too? That trip wont be for another few years, when all the educational stuff in the aquarium will actually hopefully interest them.