Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Aksannyi]

My body temperature regulation is poor, but it does drop into the 30s-40s in December and January, so fuck yeah I'm gonna crank the heat.

[BaneTheBrawler]

30s-40s ... so fuck yeah I'm gonna crank the heat.

you poor sweet summer child




winter is coming

[Aksannyi]

Literally lol. But yeah I don't know how I did this for 26 years. I'm so much happier in my heat cocoon.

[AidenCarby]

You weirdo

[Ksandra]

I feel your pain, aks. I am forever freezing. But part of that is I hate wearing layers, and would rather crank up the heat and walk around in a tank top at home.

[BaneTheBrawler]

moneybags over here

[Kalmado]

Free heat in our apartment. Still have the balcony door cracked....

[tyven]

i have ordered hella clothes and shoes today what a time to be alive

[Kuishen]

That feeling when you play a CS:GO match and you're so good that your entire team friends you. The high I just got from that game was fucking legit, and I say that having had quite a few different narcotics over my lifetime.

Fuck yeah.

[Aksannyi]

Win: I found hot chocolate mix in this house (which was a feat, my mom is terribly disogranized).
Fail: It's from 2002, as evidenced on the "best by" date.
Win: It tastes just fine anyway.

[AidenCarby]

You and Bane can hold hands while you simultaneously shit your pants.

[AidenCarby]

I expected better from you.

[BaneTheBrawler]

I'd drink it, but I'd check it for critters first.

[Aksannyi]

It's fine. And the box was sealed tight, but as a resident of Florida I check for critters automatically before opening or preparing food.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Yeah, it's not usually a problem up here, but my parents had an infestation of some sort of tiny beetle a few years ago. They had a whole bunch of old, sealed food (my mom's a borderline hoarder) that i would often eat from, it being mostly stuff like instant grits and malt-o-meal. The bugs got into the grits and some of my cereal and I didn't notice. I ate a few. I now always check all dry food that's been sitting ignored for any length of time.

[NynJa]

Yeah, it's not usually a problem up here, but my parents had an infestation of some sort of tiny beetle a few years ago.

Did it have a backwards foot too?

[Aksannyi]

Lol! They finally fixed that, I saw it on Twitter.

[Anoat]

Got a letter today from the state attorney's office telling me that they had successfully convicted the motherfucker who broke into my apartment and stole my TV over three years ago. The asshole had a long rap sheet and ended up getting 70 (!) life sentences. SEVENTY. Fuck yes.

[FNH]

Yeah, it's not usually a problem up here, but my parents had an infestation of some sort of tiny beetle a few years ago. They had a whole bunch of old, sealed food (my mom's a borderline hoarder) that i would often eat from, it being mostly stuff like instant grits and malt-o-meal. The bugs got into the grits and some of my cereal and I didn't notice. I ate a few. I now always check all dry food that's been sitting ignored for any length of time.

weevils

[Pharaun]

Did it have a backwards foot too?

Lol! They finally fixed that, I saw it on Twitter.

I'm a little disappointed to hear that they fixed it tbh. The backwards foot was the defining feature of XI beetles.