Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Aksannyi]

Poopdeck leaks ... Eewwwwww

[shidobu]

got an samsung ssd during the black friday deals

didnt realize it came with a free code for the latest assassins creed game.

UNEXPECTED GIFTS!

[RKenshin]

My win:
I have never been infracted and survived all the drama throughout the years! Even through my participation in mud slinging and general asshattery during the solanis era, I dodged all the bullets.

Do I win the internet now?

10 years and 1 month here and my sole infraction is for saying Adaberk was blue.

(yes it was revoked)

[Zetanio]

10 years and 1 month here and my sole infraction is for saying Adaberk was blue.

(yes it was revoked)

That's because you are wrong you dirty heathen.

[RKenshin]

... gonna get me infracted again.

And wait, what the fuck, Vegacrossfitwhattheshit has been Churchill this entire time? Fuck that makes so much sense.

[Airenn]

... gonna get me infracted again.

And wait, what the fuck, Vegacrossfitwhattheshit has been Churchill this entire time? Fuck that makes so much sense.

Ahahahahahaha it really does

[NynJa]

Fuck that makes so much sense.

It really does when you think about it lol

Other than him being a vegan

[Xantavia]

TMI:

Spoiler: show

My test at the fertility clinic, that I referenced in the Random Fail thread, came back with good results. I don't want to put words in the nurses mouths, but "Super Fertile" is what I heard when my wife told me the numbers.

It's a shame the little fuckers are apparently still too retarded to find the a egg.

Provided we get the okay from the Dr, insemination is likely to take place in January.

Strange story, but how is your wife? My brother had huge count numbers, but no success getting his wife pregnant. Had 2 kids with the help of fertility drugs (and a 3rd all natural), and it wasn't until number 3 that they found out the reason. His wife only has one working ovary, and it just so happened that when she got tested, it was during the months she dropped an egg. Yes, I learned more than I should about my brother's sex life.

[Salodin]

Strange story, but how is your wife? My brother had huge count numbers, but no success getting his wife pregnant. Had 2 kids with the help of fertility drugs (and a 3rd all natural), and it wasn't until number 3 that they found out the reason. His wife only has one working ovary, and it just so happened that when she got tested, it was during the months she dropped an egg. Yes, I learned more than I should about my brother's sex life.

This sounds like a fail on the doctor. If the male checks out then you'd think to check the female more thoroughly.

[BaneTheBrawler]

eh, fertility is kinda different from sex life. like, intimate descriptions of handcuffs and toys and safewords would be sex life.

[Vandalhart]

Strange story, but how is your wife? My brother had huge count numbers, but no success getting his wife pregnant. Had 2 kids with the help of fertility drugs (and a 3rd all natural), and it wasn't until number 3 that they found out the reason. His wife only has one working ovary, and it just so happened that when she got tested, it was during the months she dropped an egg. Yes, I learned more than I should about my brother's sex life.

As far as we know, everythign is normal. She had what they call a dye test. They somehow light up her uterus and fallopian tubes to make sure there are no blockages. Aside from it being rather painful for her, it showed nothing out of the ordinary.

She also had a round of blood tests back in October that showed all was normal. Though the 3rd blood test of her cycle was borderline or hard to tell. It wouldn't shock me to find out she had off months or something.

The insemination includes a drug to force her ovaries to develop 3 eggs at once. Then she takes a shot that releases them all at the same time. From there, they inject a cleaned up, optimized sample from myself in and let it do it's thing. From there we were just recommended to ride like rabbits to increase the chances.

[Brill Weave]

As far as we know, everythign is normal. She had what they call a dye test. They somehow light up her uterus and fallopian tubes to make sure there are no blockages. Aside from it being rather painful for her, it showed nothing out of the ordinary.

She also had a round of blood tests back in October that showed all was normal. Though the 3rd blood test of her cycle was borderline or hard to tell. It wouldn't shock me to find out she had off months or something.

The insemination includes a drug to force her ovaries to develop 3 eggs at once. Then she takes a shot that releases them all at the same time. From there, they inject a cleaned up, optimized sample from myself in and let it do it's thing. From there we were just recommended to ride like rabbits to increase the chances.

Be happy. My count was less than 3k units per millimeter. I had varicose veins wrapped around a testicle. Ended up having to have surgery to remove the varicose veins. TMI I know. Stfu.

[Aksannyi]

Today I learned that you can get varicose veins on your balls.

[Salodin]

TIL riding is preferred for conception.

[Brill Weave]

Today I learned that you can get varicose veins on your balls.

It's called a varicocele. You're welcome

[Aksannyi]

That one's going on the vocab lists for my students.

[Vandalhart]

Be happy. My count was less than 3k units per millimeter. I had varicose veins wrapped around a testicle. Ended up having to have surgery to remove the varicose veins. TMI I know. Stfu.

I'm not sure what the specific numbers were as my wife took the message and let me know. I remember 480million and 80million type a. She was too happy to hear things were good so she didn't remember anything else.

[Melena]

As far as we know, everythign is normal. She had what they call a dye test. They somehow light up her uterus and fallopian tubes to make sure there are no blockages. Aside from it being rather painful for her, it showed nothing out of the ordinary.

She also had a round of blood tests back in October that showed all was normal. Though the 3rd blood test of her cycle was borderline or hard to tell. It wouldn't shock me to find out she had off months or something.

The insemination includes a drug to force her ovaries to develop 3 eggs at once. Then she takes a shot that releases them all at the same time. From there, they inject a cleaned up, optimized sample from myself in and let it do it's thing. From there we were just recommended to ride like rabbits to increase the chances.

Don't let her ride reverse cow girl. Learn from brill.

[Boyiee]

It's almost 130 in the morning and I have to be up at 545 for work. I have been drinking whiskey since 10 to help me sleep and it's going swell. I can't tell if this is a win or a fail but this is the first thread that came up so here.

I blame Southpark and The League.

[Boyiee]

I also Blame the emulator and pokemon heartgold rom I downloaded but I'm probably going to just buy it.