Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[dasva]

So walking thru Costco see they got a lot of new stuff so went decided to walk down some aisles I wasn't going to and found my crack

[Tokitoki]

No beard; can't be you.

[Astylla]

So walking thru Costco see they got a lot of new stuff so went decided to walk down some aisles I wasn't going to and found my crack

Seriously these things are fucking dangerous. We still have half the Costco box at home.

[Fondue]

Are those biscuits really that good or is the rest of the food at red lobster equally awful

[Brill Weave]

So walking thru Costco see they got a lot of new stuff so went decided to walk down some aisles I wasn't going to and found my crack

[Brill Weave]

Kid is sick. He has a fever and has been throwing up. He's managed to get my wife twice. And I remain unscathed. Wife is also a sympathy puker. So the potential for hilarity/disgust is high tonight.

[zoobernut]

Kid is sick. He has a fever and has been throwing up. He's managed to get my wife twice. And I remain unscathed. Wife is also a sympathy puker. So the potential for hilarity/disgust is high tonight.

Stick them both in the bathtub and walk away. Being a sympathy puker is terrible when you have kids.

[Brill Weave]

It doesn't really get to me. Not a whole lot does though.

[Brill Weave]

He threw up on the floor and she handed him off and ran to get her puke covered clothes off. She came back and I was picking up a piece of semi consistent vomit to see what it was. And then ran away again. I came to the conclusion it was curdled milk.

[dasva]

Are those biscuits really that good or is the rest of the food at red lobster equally awful

They are pretty good I wouldn't know about the rest of the food though since I don't really do seafood so generally if I do go to red lobster it's for a mediocre steak and some awesome biscuits. Often just sitting there drinking waiting for them to deliver more biscuits which is often because it seems like everyone goes there for the biscuits and they constantly don't have any ready. Haven't tried the stuff in the box though.

[zoobernut]

He threw up on the floor and she handed him off and ran to get her puke covered clothes off. She came back and I was picking up a piece of semi consistent vomit to see what it was. And then ran away again. I came to the conclusion it was curdled milk.

Is he eating solid food yet? If he is just on milk still then lol that isn't vomit it is spit up big difference.

[Melena]

The box is just as good if not better. Biscuits are the best thing at red lobster, but can never go wrong with all you can eat shrimp

[Brill Weave]

Is he eating solid food yet? If he is just on milk still then lol that isn't vomit it is spit up big difference.

He's two lol. He's long since been on solid food. He still gets a sippy cup of milk in the morning and with lunch. He hasn't eaten much of anything today hence why it had to be curdled milk.

[zoobernut]

He's two lol. He's long since been on solid food. He still gets a sippy cup of milk in the morning and with lunch. He hasn't eaten much of anything today hence why it had to be curdled milk.

Oh crap that is right I forgot he is two already. Time flies when you are on a forum.

[Omniyoji]

Thanks for the tip. Gonna go check out the new Costco opened near me for some biscuits!!!

[FNH]

Walmart carries it too. I don't eat bread or biscuits anymore, but I used to use the bisquik recipe to make the cheddar bay biscuits and that shit was GOAT drunk food. Then again just about everything was tasted great drunk.

[Airenn]

Not sure if I posted that about a month ago my friend with through a divorce (in FL) and it was a shitty time for him. Talked to him on the phone tonight for the first time in a very long time and it was really nice. I am super glad he's doing well. But I kinda hope he stays single until I get back to FL. :3

[Tokitoki]

Are those biscuits really that good or is the rest of the food at red lobster equally awful

Red Lobster is fucking awful. The only decent thing is the biscuits. I can't explain why everybody thinks they're crack though.

My grandma used to want to go to Red Lobster every time we were out (I used to take her to her appointments/errands). I hated it every time, she complained every time, yet she wanted to keep going back.

[Kalmado]

Red Lobster is fucking awful. The only decent thing is the biscuits. I can't explain why everybody thinks they're crack though.

My grandma used to want to go to Red Lobster every time we were out (I used to take her to her appointments/errands). I hated it every time, she complained every time, yet she wanted to keep going back.

Couldn't explain it better myself. The food there is basically a plate of butter with a side of seafood.

[AidenCarby]

With a 3 hour wait to be seated. Fuck that place