Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[tyven]

trade her for nudes Anoat it works every time

[Abandon]

hi broven

[Anoat]

Shit I was gonna tell the story but now I've been tempted with nudes, there is no going back

[Anoat]

Okay whatever here is the story, consider it a late christmas gift (and you don't have to get me any $5 cheap shit in return either!)

First you will need to know what your prescription strength is. If you don't still have an old copy of the prescription from your optometrist, you can call their office and they are legally required to provide it to you, or if you still have the box your lenses came in, it will be printed there (easiest way). Now go on to 1800contacts.com and fill out your brand and prescription strength. When you complete the order they will ask for the name and phone number of your optometrist so they can verify if the prescription is still valid. Now, if your prescription is expired but you still need the refill, you'll need to be a bit sneaky about it. 1800Contacts policy allows the optometrist 8 business hours to respond and verify/deny the prescription. If they do not respond at all in those 8 business hours, 1800Contacts policy is "WELP GUESS IT'S STILL VALID HERE YOU GO!" and they will fill the order for you. Now, I know that my optometrist's office is closed every Monday, so I placed my order at 5:20pm on Friday afternoon. On Tuesday I received an e-mail notification saying my order was confirmed, and today (Saturday) I received my lenses. If your optometrist doesn't have a one day a week closure like mine was, you can still used federal holidays. MLK day would be the next one coming up in a couple of weeks. President's Day after that. Good luck!

[Zetanio]

Okay whatever here is the story, consider it a late christmas gift (and you don't have to get me any $5 cheap shit in return either!)

Savage.

[tyven]

u guys im gonna win powerball tonight wow just think about the shoes i cant wait to buy yeezys first thing

[Buffy]

Be real, the first thing you gonna do is pay Uncle Sam and the state.

But yah, 3rd, get some shoes.

[Ksandra]

u guys im gonna win powerball tonight wow just think about the shoes i cant wait to buy yeezys first thing

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/zmctlr...sneaker-market

[tyven]

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/zmctlr...sneaker-market

fun fact, i had the Jordan 72-10s that are highlighted in that video. I sold them to a black man earlier this evening

[Ksandra]

fun fact, i had the Jordan 72-10s that are highlighted in that video. I sold them to a black man earlier this evening

lol

[Pringles]

The 1800 contact thing is even easier. My eye doctor actually told 1800 contacts my prescription wasn't valid for the contacts I ordered (saving me literally $120 because I chose to spend my insurance on new frames rather than contacts) and 1800 contacts still mailed me the contacts I had ordered.

[Aksannyi]

Met with my cooperating teacher for my internship this semester and despite my misgivings about middle school, I'm actually really excited for the semester because she's AWESOME.

[BaneTheBrawler]

yay! now you can enjoy 360noscoping and banging mothers.



also minecraft. and five nights at freddies or whatever that thing is. and pewdiepie.

[Astylla]

Got my letter in the mail about my court date hearing for my workmans comp. settlement. I'm ready for this to be fucking over.

[Zetanio]

Just threw a giant fart down in my office during a conference call and broke the entire group. It was glorious.

[Tokitoki]

Beat a ticket today.

Cop showed up (damn!) and had a long list of people he had given violations to. When it came to be my turn he said I had made an illegal left because there were solid white lines and markings on the road which showed that I was not allowed to change lanes at this intersection (I was originally in the center lane approaching the intersection) as there was a ramp from one of the highways as well which became the left lane.

When it was my turn to speak, I asked him to confirm that he saw solid white lines and lane markings showing that I was not allowed to change lanes. He confirmed. I pulled out pictures and gave them to the judge taken that day of the intersection showing all the lane markings had worn away. There was basically nothing on the road in that area.

Judge looked at the pictures, asked the cop to confirm it was the correct intersection, he confirmed it was, judge dismissed the case. That's what you get, fucker, for testifying under oath that there were lane markings present when there clearly weren't.

Dude was obviously camped out in that same spot for a least 2 months. Basically all the people he gave tickets to were at that location and ranged from late May to late July.

[Zetanio]

I had a great date last night.

Sake, skewers and making out.

[Byrthnoth]

I had a great date last night.

Sake, skewers and making out.

Just wait until you're in college, bro!

[Zetanio]

Just wait until you're in college, bro!

I know. I may get to cop a feel over her sweater. It's very exciting.

[dasva]

I had a great date last night.

Sake, skewers and making out.

Should have told her the theme for the night was alliterations. So sake, skewers, s....