Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Astylla]

No one needs a stand mixer anyway.

Fuck you I need a stand mixer and still waiting 6 years later. Funny thing is I think we got everything BUT that lol.

[Zetanio]

Fuck you I need a stand mixer and still waiting 6 years later. Funny thing is I think we got everything BUT that lol.

Exactly, you've survived this long without it.

[Astylla]

Exactly, you've survived this long without it.

Fuck your logic , I do need one !
Need, want it's all relative but seriously our 20 year old hand me down hand mixer isn't cutting it.

[Melena]

Spins are bad for me. I already suffer from vertigo, and it's just the worst as it reminds me of it outside of the cold sweat I break into when I have a vertigo attack. I'm just glad a doctor gave me something that fixed it and lowered the tinnitus in my left ear at the same time. Still have that prescription on hand if the symptoms ever come back.

[Kaslo]

My girlfriend and I both have Kitchenaid Stand Mixers. They are required.

[Tokitoki]

On France thing:

There's a festival at the end of July (27th? through the 31st) that takes place. I'm not sure if it's a nationwide thing, or if it's just the south in the Basque area. We were thinking of going with a few friends to Bayonne (not NJ) for it. My friend's wife is from the area.

I'm guessing you won't be in France still at that point, though.

[Boyiee]

Hell yea. I just did Paris and South of France last summer so let me know if you want some recommendations. I'll tell you now that Nice does not have sandy beaches but Juan le Pins does and so does Cannes. And each are a super easy train ride away.

I'm still going back and fourth on Cannes and Nice. We know the beach is different in Nice, but it being a bigger city there's more stuff to do - We want to take in as much as we can from the trip and I thought Nice might be better for that. We live in a beach town, we typically vacation to beach towns. We just want to best views and memories and I think Cannes would fall under a second trip moreso than Nice.

Also yes, send me all recommendations lol. Fuck, give me an itinerary for all I care.

edit: Although I'm not as rich as you so keep it down, we're looking to do around 8k total. There's room for that to move, right now we have travel and hotels sitting at about 4k.

[tyven]

I'm still going back and fourth on Cannes and Nice. We know the beach is different in Nice, but it being a bigger city there's more stuff to do - We want to take in as much as we can from the trip and I thought Nice might be better for that. We live in a beach town, we typically vacation to beach towns. We just want to best views and memories and I think Cannes would fall under a second trip moreso than Nice.

Also yes, send me all recommendations lol. Fuck, give me an itinerary for all I care.

edit: Although I'm not as rich as you so keep it down, we're looking to do around 8k total. There's room for that to move, right now we have travel and hotels sitting at about 4k.

Word, if you arent looking for beach all day every day then Nice might be the way to go but I wouldnt base your decision on it just cuz there is more to do. The cities and towns along south of France are all connected by train and tickets are CHEAP and the trains are frequent. its like 5 bucks. We had planned on staying in Nice but opted for a nicer resort in Juan Les Pins on the beach. Cannes has a nice city vibe itself tho its not as large as Nice. At the very least its worth visiting just to walk around one afternoon/evening. the beach at Cannes definitely had the hottest topless broads. Monaco also worth a visit, you can see everything in like 2 hours.

Paris shit. Seriously all of this shit is so dope and you are crazy if you skip any of it over a 10 day trip
First buy this. Its free entry to most places and front of line to some as well. Make sure you buy this one and not the one that includes travel, that shit is a rip. Paris subway is like 2 bucks each way. It is glorious http://en.parismuseumpass.com/

Quick list of baller shit that you have to do even if some of it seems so obvious

Spoiler: show

Eiffel Tower
Arc de Triumph
Louvre
Musee Dorsey
Notre Dame
Seine River cruise
Sacre Coeur
Walk around Place du Tertre (next to sacre coeur)
Walk around Place de la concorde
Versaille palace (This will take the better part of a day, its like a 45 minute train ride away and kind of awful when touring the palace because its so cramped but you can rent a golf cart and drive around the gardens which is baller as hell)
Luxembourg Gardens
Catacombs
Royal Palace
Champs Elysees
Latin Quarter

If you want I can organize this in another post on how to best match the things based on proximity. Also this will only fill up like 5 days tops.

[Zetanio]

Skip the Louvre unless you are a VIP or a diehard art nerd.

Lines are ridiculous and you can't see shit.

[tyven]

thats what everyone says but i waltzed right into that motherfucker multiple times throughout the day and saw everything i wanted to see, only out of control exhibit was the mona lisa. i could have fingerbanged the venus de milo if i wasnt so busy stroking off the joyeuse.

[Astylla]

Seriously bookmarking tyvens post now. Been wanting to travel abroad in the coming years and prefer personal experiences.

[Palpatine]

My future ex-wife finished moving out of the house yesterday. I am relieved.

[Zetanio]

My future ex-wife finished moving out of the house yesterday. I am relieved.

Change the locks homie.

[Airenn]

Change. The. Locks. Homie.

[NynJa]

Add new locks, and an alarm system, perhaps get a new guard dog too

[BaneTheBrawler]

sell the house and move.

[Boyiee]

Broven I'm hungover at work so I'll type a proper response later but for now, thank you.

I'm starting to think a different beach might be better. The idea is to honeymoon hardcore the first couple nights then do as much of Paris as possible, then get to a beach and do nothing at all and relax.

[Airenn]

My friend got through SDCC Open Reg and got my ticket. The fail is Comic Con now costs $205 for four days but fuck it. I'm either going or making a profit.

[vagus]

My friend got through SDCC Open Reg and got my ticket. The fail is Comic Con now costs $205 for four days but fuck it. I'm either going or making a profit.

Can buy a bag of Dicks with the profit! Or cosplay.

[AidenCarby]

Contracts are signed and positions are shifting, I'm officially not working nights anymore