Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Cantih]

are you talking about your chest?

The word you want is throat.
I believe he means the bend of the jaw and throat.

[BaneTheBrawler]

ya. tuck your chin in, any skin that scrunches up is uncomfortable and looks bad with a beard.

[BerenTebogo]

A beard is not meant to be a chinstrap. Do not take your beard up to your jawline. You are not Drake. Don't do this thing.

[BaneTheBrawler]

no no, not up TO the jawline, just closer to it than it is now. by like maybe a quarter of an inch, at most. i'd be taking off a section of beard that grows at a different angle from the rest, and sometimes kinda looks weird. probably not weird enough so anyone but me notices, but enough that im thinking about taking it off.

we'll see.

[Byrthnoth]

I think we need pics of the neck in question, some MSPaint styling options provided by BG, and perhaps a voting thread to determine how your beard would optimally be trimmed.

[Moss]

Grats aks!


My buddy's wedding went great. Ceremony was beautiful, lots of touching moments with family and friends.

Spent most of my free(ish) time over the weekend with one bridesmaid in particular. Got laid. Seeing her again tomorrow.

was that your first time?

[Zetanio]

A beard is not meant to be a chinstrap. Do not take your beard up to your jawline. You are not Drake. Don't do this thing.

This is correct. two-three fingers below the jawline is correct. You turn the corner upwards about 2 fingers back from the hinge of your jaw.

[vagus]

A beard is not meant to be a chinstrap. Do not take your beard up to your jawline. You are not Drake. Don't do this thing.

Lol.

Glad I don't have to worry about facial hair bullshit. Do women really enjoy it? Fucking hipsters making facial hair trendy. Making lazy scrubs seem stylish.

[Aksannyi]

Do women really enjoy it?

I can't speak for all women but I'm not really a fan of beards. Some scruff is nice, but a full beard? Only acceptable during the NHL Playoffs.

[Zetanio]

I can't speak for all women but I'm not really a fan of beards. Some scruff is nice, but a full beard? Only acceptable during the NHL Playoffs.

You don't speak for most women.

Most girls in NY fucking love beards. My hitrate on Tinder goes up when I swap in beard pictures for clean shaven.

[AidenCarby]

Full beard checking in.

[dasva]

You don't speak for most women.

Most girls in NY fucking love beards. My hitrate on Tinder goes up when I swap in beard pictures for clean shaven.

Sure quantity has increased but what about the quality?

[Modoru]

They're all probably waitresses or baristas.

[Zetanio]

Nah, all advertising chicks. Finance chicks are never on Tinder. You can see the job thing now when swiping.

That probably jumped my hitrate up a bit too.

[Zetanio]

I also don't swipe right on anyone with rainbow hair colors or piercings. I'm too old for that lame snowflake shit.

[Airenn]

Beards!

[Modoru]

(I've never used tinder, so I don't know, man.)

I can't grow a beard right, so I'm always clean shaven.

[Astylla]

Facial hair and beards are always better for me for men than clean shaven, Though I typically can't find attraction immediately through photos (male or female). Certain things like that I prefer on men physically but it doesn't change my attraction level either way.

[Anoat]

I prefer my women without beards.

[dasva]

(I've never used tinder, so I don't know, man.)

I can't grow a beard right, so I'm always clean shaven.

I'm sort of in this boat. I've tried and they start growing in but much more than a few days to a week or 2 weather and such dependent and it get's insufferable. Everyone says it goes away but a couple of months of non stop itching and washing what I had 10 times a day determined that was a lie. On the other hand my face gets all messed up if I shave everyday regardless of what product I use so I do more of the twice a week thing. So I'm always somewhere between clean shaven and scruffy Dr. House look