Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Zetanio]

My coworker eats fried salami with grape jelly.

Eh. I kinda get it. Salty and sweet. I had a tomato/grape spread on a sandwich from an italian sandwich spot. Was mozzarella, prosciutto and the jam. It was damn delicious.

[zoobernut]

My coworker eats fried salami with grape jelly.

Reminds me of apple, ham, swiss grilled sandwich. Good stuff. Not sure about the salami/grape jelly but I could see the appeal.

[dasva]

I've seen weirder. I make a sauce/reduction of balsamic and sometimes strawberries that I accidentally found out goes great on a pot roast I had. Cranberry sauce is traditional accompaniment of turkey. Mixing different types of flavors than you are used to can often work out great if done right.

Speaking of balsamic and mixing random stuff just saw Heinz has come out with some balsamic blended ketchup. Psh been doing that myself for years clowns

[Tokitoki]

Yo, I'm all for jam on cheese and good quality salted meats, apples on sandwiches (I put apple in chicken quesadillas sometimes), and balsamic with something sweet (raspberry/honey vinaigrette), but don't act like taking a processed meat like salami, frying it in a pan, and putting GRAPE jelly on it is normal.

[Zetanio]

Yo, I'm all for jam on cheese and good quality salted meats, apples on sandwiches (I put apple in chicken quesadillas sometimes), and balsamic with something sweet (raspberry/honey vinaigrette), but don't act like taking a processed meat like salami, frying it in a pan, and putting GRAPE jelly on it is normal.

It's not that bad.


My win: Bosses hopped a helicopter to the airport and dipped for the weekend to their respective beach houses.

I'm done until Tuesday.

[Vaspinne]

It's been about 8~ish years since I moved out of my parents home in Calgary, living abroad for a period and currently living in another city in another province. In that time I've spent the vast majority of the time sleeping on cheap, lumpy, shitty mattresses because I really didn't know how long I'd commit to any given place.

Today however, within the next hour, I'll be delivered my first good bed in nearly a decade. Memory foam, new frame, queen size, all good shit. I cannot wait to go back to sleep once it's set up lol

[Lyall]

I bought myself a Tuft and Needle mattress for my birthday last year and it was amazing in comparison to my old busted and lumpy mattress. It's amazing the difference a bed can make.

[Astylla]

A good bed and mattress is indeed priceless. We bought a sterns and foster this winter and it's amazing.

I actually get sad when I travel because I miss my bed lol

[Zetanio]

Pay the most for stuff that comes between you and the ground.

Shoes, bed, tires

[dasva]

So does that mean girls too?

[Zetanio]

While I have fucked women on the ground before, I prefer the bed. Hence paying for a kickass bed. Also, who cares if she cums?

[BerenTebogo]

While I have fucked women on the ground before, I prefer the bed. Hence paying for a kickass bed. Also, who cares if she cums?

A ~$30 barstool from amazon recently became the best sex-related purchase I've ever made in my entire life.

Getting leverage on beds requires work. Give me that adjustable barstool every. single. time.

[Zetanio]

A ~$30 barstool from amazon recently became the best sex-related purchase I've ever made in my entire life.

Getting leverage on beds requires work. Give me that adjustable barstool every. single. time.

Damn son. You just changed my world.

[dasva]

That's fucking genius

[Zetanio]

Link this magical device.

[BerenTebogo]

Link this magical device.

By "just got" I mean more "just realized the usefulness of". I can't find the exact ones but these are close http://www.amazon.com/Roundhill-Furn...rniture&sr=1-3 but a bit more expensive.

If they're facing you, legs up and they can use the back rest. If they wanna face and hug the back rest for some buttstuff the foot rest works well.

All in all a very useful device. GF is 5'1" and was able to adjust her up to a comfortable level for me (5'11'') with room to spare. Put it up against a wall or fixed island for maximum efficacy.

[Airenn]

Those would be fantastic.

Little win: I think I just heard my roommates saying they were leaving for some place Sunday and had a hotel. I love it when they aren't gone. AC and nekkidness!

[Zetanio]

Those look legit, doesn't really fit with my apartment's aesthetic but I know what I'm looking for now.

[Lucki]

2 week vacation to Japan booked and paid for.

[tyven]

DAMN U GONNA BUY SOME USED PANTIES FROM A VENDING MACHINE OR WHAT?