Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Lordesequiel]

Animal kingdom was nice when I went, Sea World since they are doing away with the Whale shows, Kennedy space center is to the east if you're in to that kind of thing. Are you staying at one of the park resorts? I liked the Polynesian one. Orlando is a pretty big tourist city so there is a lot of junk to do.

I didn't realise the space centre is in the area! That will be amazing We are staying in the Universal park (early entry for Harry Potter world) but we have a car rented and might even make it to New York for 2 days for summerslam!

Yeah no natural water swimming and no gay bars, will keep that in mind!

[FNH]

I didn't realise the space centre is in the area! That will be amazing We are staying in the Universal park (early entry for Harry Potter world) but we have a car rented

It's a bit less than an hour drive to the east in Titusville.

[Lordesequiel]

It's a bit less than an hour drive to the east in Titusville.

Just woke up my wife to tell her (it's nearly 3am here) so that's been added to the list for sure. It will be my first time driving in another country! The car we have is going to be a Chevrolet something SUV with sat nav. Going to need that say nav!

[dasva]

Go to chipolte get asked which rice and beans I'm like 2 scoops of each them all... she looks at me funny is like fuck it and gives me four scoops of each lol. So now my burrito bowl has 8 scoops of rice and 8 scoops of beans no extra charge

[Airenn]

t-minus 3 hours til dasva's posting in the fail thread.

[Krandor]

I dunno, Chipotle usually works alot faster then that

[Boyiee]

Welp, officially wedding day. I'll miss you stuff and things.

[dasva]

I dunno, Chipotle usually works alot faster then that

Naw I'm in Cali. All the store closure and ecoli were in Washington and I think Oregon.

[Pharaun]

Go to Vegas and put it all on black you noob.

Why are you giving such terrible advice? Everyone knows you put it all on red.

[Brill Weave]

Welp, officially wedding day. I'll miss you stuff and things.

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?!

[Aksannyi]

From you, we've learned that marriage is just a series of somehow evading all the ways your spouse unwittingly tries to kill you.

[Boyiee]

I've learned of great meme and gif placement, things I can only aspire to one day achieve.

[Zetanio]

You learned that dip recipe too right? That's the most important part.

[Boyiee]

You learned that dip recipe too right? That's the most important part.

Yeah I've got that on lock. Crockpot ribs too.

[AidenCarby]

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?!

That gif never gets old.

[Melena]

Welp, officially wedding day. I'll miss you stuff and things.

Better have gotten a griddle as a wedding present. Don't be like brill

[Boyiee]

It's Done. Leave for Paris tomorrow, not gonna get stabbed.

There really was only one box on the gift table, got it. Fuck yes.

[AoE]

Got my first ticket ever last month for allegedly "blowing past" a stop sign on a street where I would've likely gotten myself or my car wrecked if I actually did do that. Went to pay it off today and after being transferred like 3 times, finally get told that the officer didn't submit the ticket on his end so I'm hoping I don't have to accept any financial responsibility on my end because it's $126 I'd rather keep in my pocket.

[Aksannyi]

Renewed the registration on my truck today and I am pleased to find that the cost to register a vehicle has nearly halved. I'm not usually one to dole out props to the DMV, but they actually did me a solid this time around.

[Roranora]

*your vehicle, not necessarily a vehicle. Maybe it's just old enough this year.

I've lived in a handful of states, and it's understated how much vehicle registration costs can vary. Certain states will really punish you for newer model year vehicles, while others not nearly as drastically. KS, OK, and CO all kinda suck; TX was amazing. It's easy enough to maintain registration through the mail; if I knew then, I would've kept my TX plates (aesthetically superior too, newer white/black basic plate, not that 'murica shit) and saved a ton of money. Granted, CO has available an Oregon Trail-esque covered wagon for maximum nostalgia of dysentery, oxen, and drowning. That's worth some coin.