Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Airenn]

If he's working from home, then it's still his office, right?

Porque no los dos?

[Zetanio]

Has happened in the office, also when I work from home.

Today was home.

[tyven]

crazy how you can skype from anywhere isnt it guys

[Zetanio]

On a serious note, who the fuck uses Skype for anything?

[tyven]

idk man i was just trying to make fun of you for having video chat sex

[Zetanio]

idk man i was just trying to make fun of you for having video chat sex

Listen, video chat sex is great when I'm traveling but we don't use Skype. Facetime bruh. Get real.

[BerenTebogo]

Listen, video chat sex is great when I'm traveling but we don't use Skype. Facetime bruh. Get real.

I can't do this. If I'm gonna jack it to someone on a screen you better bet it's a 19 year old with daddy issues being paid to wear too much make-up, ripped tights, really sad puppy dog eyes, and a completely unfathomable ass for a white girl.

We can screw when I get home.

[Zetanio]

I can't do this. If I'm gonna jack it to someone on a screen you better bet it's a 19 year old with daddy issues being paid to wear too much make-up, ripped tights, really sad puppy dog eyes, and a completely unfathomable ass for a white girl.

We can screw when I get home.

I do it for her sake. Also, watching porn on the iPad while Facetiming with her on the iPhone. She really likes it. Doesn't hurt.

[Anoat]

I do it for her sake. Also, watching porn on the iPad while Facetiming with her on the iPhone. She really likes it. Doesn't hurt.

Tell me what life is like having three arms, I'm curious!

[Zetanio]

You prop the iPad up on a pillow, hold the iPhone, touch dick with other hand.

This isn't rocket science.

[BerenTebogo]

You prop the iPad up on a pillow, hold the iPhone, touch dick with other hand.

This isn't rocket science.

That's about as complicated as many facets of actual rocket science though, tbh.

[Zetanio]

That's about as complicated as many facets of actual rocket science though, tbh.

Is this all a troll and you just play a lot of Kerbal?

[BerenTebogo]

Is this all a troll and you just play a lot of Kerbal?

Well I'm posting here in the middle of the work day while listening to Less Than Jake because I finished all my other shit early, so probably.

[Zetanio]

Cool.

[BaneTheBrawler]

mah boy zet


another win: i got a Queen sized bed now. when i moved out the twin made sense. now not so much.

[BerenTebogo]

Second I get out of this studio I'm going right to King XL. That's the life.

[Boyiee]

Love my king, it's a shame that when sleeping we use maybe 5% of it.

[Ksandra]

Yeah, we have an eastern king and it's glorious. Would have gone cal, but it was too long for the place we were living in.

[Melena]

We have a cal king. Still sometimes feels like a queen since Guiness decides that bed time is cuddle time and wedges herself between Astylla and I most nights.

[Zetanio]

Cali King because I ain't no bitch. It's a new addition because I decide two nightstands was too many. I sprawl and barely take up 20%.