Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[psychodwarf]

Got turned down for a job in a department I really wanted to transfer to on Friday. Found out today that they want me to be an administrator on the company's intranet site, and that I'd be getting a raise instead.

[AidenCarby]

Had a Code Search last night, the baby was found alive and well :D

[hey]

Of all the names i've heard for freeziepops, i've never heard of them being called popsicle. That's a totally different thing.

[Cutriss]

Otter Pops motherfuckers.

Took the car in for maintenance and detailing on Tuesday, guy called and suggested I get a transmission flush. A bit early, but whatever. I go to pick it up, they charged me for the fluid (like $3) but not the labor, saved me like $120.

I did the honorable thing and asked the shop manager about it because it's a good dealership, he said I was right, and that I got it for free and it was my lucky day.

[samalis]

Didn't feel like making a new thread but friend told me that Long John Silvers is serving free fish and fries per person until 3pm for their 45th anniversary today.

[Anoat]

If you live in the south, this is happening at Publix liquor stores right now. Fuck yeah.

[Abandon]

thank god im not home, then.

[BaneTheBrawler]

what's the stuff that has rock candy on the bottom of the bottle? that was the last cinnamon liquor i had, and it was pretty good.

[Gokku]

That shit and spite is the best

[archibaldcrane]

I for one only drink fireball out of spite.

[Mertron]

what's the stuff that has rock candy on the bottom of the bottle? that was the last cinnamon liquor i had, and it was pretty good.

avalanche (peppermint) and aftershock (cinnamon)

fireball is for dudebros. im not saying its bad or anything but if you drink it you are dudebroing.

[Mertron]

drink real whiskey like a man. youre no better than a 16 year old girl getting blasted on wine coolers in her boyfriends basement

but it tastes gooooooooooodddddddddddd

[Mertron]

sorry i must be mayad today

[Xno Kappa]

Hit my first ever hole in one today at a par 3 hole today. Shit was glorious.

[Sepukku]

Hit my first ever hole in one today at a par 3 hole today. Shit was glorious.

Im pretty sure if I ever hit a hole in one they'd have to escort me off the course cause my celebration would be absolutely fucking insane.

Also second to man up and drink real whiskey, no fireballs

[Anoat]

What's wrong with dudebroing and getting a good buzz on a tasty $13 bottle of whiskey? Sometimes you just wanna have a Sunday funday and get faded and not sip on on a pricey whiskey like a pretentious twat.

[Salodin]

Because it tastes like shit, but whatever.

[Sepukku]

Just saw looking at the thread again on my way past the Fireball, its 66 proof..... thats kinda light; see now why the girls drink it.

[arus2001]

Im pretty sure if I ever hit a hole in one they'd have to escort me off the course cause my celebration would be absolutely fucking insane.

Reminds me of when I was younger and I went golfing once with my old man. Group behind us was being some hurrying jackasses and while we were on the hole ahead, one of their balls came down by us. I picked it up and left it in the hole we were on later, me more or less silently delighting in this dude freaking out on where the fuck his ball went. Few minutes later we hear him whooping at his buddies about how he got a hole in one without even trying when they finally did find his ball. Sometimes I wonder if they put two and two together, but he pretty much kept bugging his friends the rest of the time.

[Boyiee]

People don't drink fireball straight? I'll have to try it with sprite.

Shits cheap and fucks you up more than anything for the price with the least taste, there's nothing better for parties or if you're in a hurry.