Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Day]

wonder what it was so scared of

[Zetanio]

wonder what it was so scared of

Airenn. Obv.

[BaneTheBrawler]

that's pretty cool. living room sounds like a good idea. clean it up, put it on some brackets to hold it up, as a display, put it on the mantle or coffee table.

[FNH]

I doooon't! I have so little actual files on my computer than most people, probably.

Like, Steam game receipts, school work, and some old movies/tv shows that haven't been updated in forever. 3 different pictures for backgrounds... I hate saving shit.

ANYWHO, I'll spoiler everything. Read at your own amusement.

Spoiler: show

Dude in Orlando wants to have a NSA vacation for a weekend. He's chubby, but cute enough, and dick's ok. YOUNG though. Younger than Skirk when I was tryin' for that V-card. With the bonus that I'm also way older now, too. Heh.

But yea. Universal and HHN are the vacation destinations and the hotel is very nice.

In talks, not official yet and won't be until after this Saturday when the car deal closes. That's all.

Currently I have done underwear, topless pics for actual $ and this is only not illegal since I am not being given money.

If I ever cross that boundary, don't worry - I won't post it on BG.

All the stigma of a prostitute without the cash. "Girlfriend experience" probably has more downsides. Prepare to be stalked by this guy.

[Cream Soda]

Spoiler: show

Currently I have done underwear, topless pics
I won't post it on BG.

Well shit

[Gokku]

Airenn! wheres my copy of said stuff , i feel left out!

[Day]

pm said things ty

[Airenn]

@CS you're on the low income "sexi-caid" program no worries

@gokku what? This is in the early works and may not happen.

[Jefe]

Throw a couple of bucks/food her way and maybe you'll catch her attention.

Oh man no bad mojo/jinx intended, but if you continue w/ this wildshit nonsense I predict a gofundme thread for your funeral in the foreseeable future.

[Cream Soda]

That comment is even better when paired w/ your sig

[Airenn]

Quickest way to a woman's vagina is through her stomach

Wait...

[Brill Weave]

Was talking to my buddy at work(who is also my boss.) About a month ago our new VP approached me about taking a different position within the Club. My buddy says I am no longer being considered for that job. VP is looking at me to take control of all our call centers in 5 states.

[Tokitoki]

Does that mean no more time on the road?

[Airenn]

Is that better? Good luck either way!

[Cream Soda]

Quickest way to a woman's vagina is through her stomach

Wait...

I thought the quickest way to the stomach was through the vagina. Some people say the mouth, but shit you gotta have some rare genetics to have a dick that big

[Brill Weave]

Does that mean no more time on the road?

No time on the road with the exception of quarterly meetings out in Orange Co. California. But a shit ton more exposure and responsibility and money. This would also conveniently open the door a few years down the road to a director position then a VP position.

[Brill Weave]

Also yes it's better Airenn, but it was also 100% unexpected. Which also means I need to go back to school at 38 to get my master's.

[Airenn]

Never too late to get a fucking Master's, man! But I can see how it might be hard and daunting. Good luck though.

[Byrthnoth]

Master's in what, business?

[Ratatapa]

Due to some error by bestbuy I now have a 4k HDR 55 inches Samsung TV, + 3 xbox one S for 1700$

Once i sell those xboxes TV will be like 300$ lol