How much of his modding is done on the throne?
All of it?
actually none of it. the bathroom is for reading and occasionally playing phone games. but mostly reading.
Reddit?
Fuck that, don't want any poop particles on my books!!
To be fair, there were some books in high school I did want to poop on.
Co worker made her homemade flan for potluck. I had two servings already but it's so good.
flan, how is that shit pronounced, please tell me
Flah-n.
But one syllable
I say it like can because I'm redneck. Fite me.
fml i feel like i say it wrong every time i try.
Cause it's such an awkward word. Awkward is an awkward word.
I got comped tickets tonight to a Lil Wayne & Rich Homie Quan concert. Debating whether I should go because I don't want to smell like weed for the next day or two.
Flan is so fucking yummy, dude. Anyway, aunt's bd is tonight. Expecting all the fam to show up and around 400 guests (she's kinda big deal, nah). It's a beautiful day too, mai bod is rdy.
I got a haircut for the first time in like 6-8 years. I don't remember. Mailed 5 ponytails to Pantene Beautiful Lengths. Alas, my youth.