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  1. #61
    Relic Horn
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    I won an internet argument once. It was the greatest day of my life.

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    My friends make fun of me for getting up at 3:15 am for work at 4am.
    I laugh at them because my Thursdays I'm home, drunk, and napping by 1pm.
    Major win/last laugh.

  3. #63
    The Shitlord
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    they make fun of you for getting up in time for work? where the fuck do they work that they can just waltz in whenever they want?

  4. #64
    C A P S UNLEASH THE FURY
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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    they make fun of you for getting up in time for work? where the fuck do they work that they can just waltz in whenever they want?
    I can. I work in business development, but I'm a writer, and as long as I meet my deadlines, my hours are pretty much whenever. I usually do 9-6 or 10-7.

  5. #65

    Ditched an ex, smashing some fine, fine 24 year old pus on the regular. New year, new job, new woman.

  6. #66
    Relic Horn
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    Stopped a guy from breaking into a car in front of L.A. Fitness. Give info on perp to the hot redhead at the front desk.
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    Women gave me a $100. (Stupid women left her big purse and phone in the front seat).

    Hot redhead asks me out while walking back to my truck.

  7. #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xajii View Post
    I can. I work in business development, but I'm a writer, and as long as I meet my deadlines, my hours are pretty much whenever. I usually do 9-6 or 10-7.
    yeah but you're a writer. you're automatically disqualified from talking shit.

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    Cerberus
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    Desk jobs I believe, the two that joke about it don't like my Thursdays. Haha.

  9. #69
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    So, Obamacare requires insurance companies to give women who give birth a breastpump for free. I was sad to find out Kaiser was giving out single manual pumps only. I was able to get a free rental for 30 days on a hospital-grade one (valued at $2k) because of low supply and had to return it yesterday. Found out on the mommy forums today they changed it so if you gave birth in 2014 you could order a double electric pump for free! I was almost about to break down and buy a $250 one before I found out. Fuck ya for being a procrastinator.

    THANKS OBAMA

    (and Kaiser)

  10. #70
    True skill only comes from macro switching all your e-peen gear thru 10 pages
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    Ksan if you need help with that pump I'm always free........

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    Black Guy from Predator.
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    things just got gross

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    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Got my A+ Certification on Monday. Only 1 to pass it in the class like a fucking boss!

  13. #73

    Just got last minutes tickets to go see Neil deGrasse Tyson speak tonight. Fuck yeah!

  14. #74
    I'm more gentle than I look.
    Mr. Feathers AKA Mr. Striations
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    fk you guys my life sucks

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    take it to the other thread, loser. real niggas need only apply

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    fk you guys my life sucks
    Have patience man. Something will eventually come along and swerve your way.

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    True skill only comes from macro switching all your e-peen gear thru 10 pages
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    Quote Originally Posted by myreality View Post
    Have patience man. Something will eventually come along and swerve your way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by myreality View Post
    Have patience man. Something will eventually come along and swerve your way.
    you must not know CS very well

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    The 69th Donor
    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    Shots fired

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