Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Myrrh_Quetz]

AVERAGE 37 years and 1 person makes it to 70+ means that me, with not my bodies original lungs, a FOREIGN organism, means I'm living to old age? Please, explain how that works since I didn't finish highschool(also nice insult in a random win thread about me being unable to finish school due to health as a kid(also I just did graduate actually. Finished as a full student))

[Airenn]

Congratulations for finishing school, no sarcasm.

As for how long you have to live: https://www.google.com/webhp?sourcei...ung+transplant

Good luck. Try not to dwell on how long you have left instead of how you want to live it all out.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

The entire thing that this entire fucking conservation is about is how I want to live the rest of my life. I went to a fertility clinic. I was bringing up my fears.

And love how a few people live long means that everyone does. But just skip over this and ignore my point. Keep being a super bitch for no reason and shitting on my possibly of having a child parade while I mention fears. Please, keep going.

[Airenn]

Love you, Myrrh.

[BaneTheBrawler]

jesus airenn, while you're at it, want to fix my diet for me? teach me how to poop?

[Kuishen]

That escalated quickly.

[Buffy]

That would be the greatest craigslist ad ever.

Wanted: Someone to teach me to poop.

[Jaybar]

As a cycling commuter I had the unfortunate task of repairing a busted tube in my rear tire. After a few minutes on Google I tried my luck at it and was able to pull off the tire housing and then remove tire and tube without much issue. Bought a new tube for $8 and replaced it myself and it hasn't blown up! I'd like to think CS would be proud.

[RKenshin]

Ate like a jerkass for most of the last two weeks, lost 5 lbs.

5-6 days of which I ate at least 2.5k calories before it was even past 1pm.

All sorts of crap too... burgers, hot dogs, cookies, cinnabuns, donuts, apple cake (I literally ate half of an entire cake one morning), other cakes, chocolate, brownies, danishes and other pastries, etc...

I don't get it, but I don't want to question it.

[Day]

Myrhh have you read the book "The Last Lecture"? I think you'd like it.

[Fievel]

Honestly if you want to enjoy the next ten years of your life, having a kid is about the worst thing you can do.

Bullshit, having a kid is amazing.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Currently at my Masterchef canada audition. Tasting judge tried my ravioli two ways with aldredo sauce. Made one with turkey, herbs, and ricotta cheese, and another with goat cheese and spinach. Not allowed to look at my grading sheet. They said we'd be disqualified if we look at it. Got three more interviews to go. I'm fucking pumped with excitment. I can't stand still.

Told a few people my big reasons for wanting to win(to promote organ and c.f. Awareness and made a few people cry. Everyone here is rooting for me now over themselves so that's cool.

Will post pics later when I'm not on my iphone.

[Melena]

Good luck Myrrh

[bluefan]

Where is this being held? Not that I'll be able to, work until 4PM and got a shit load of yard work to do. Just curious.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Fort Garry hotel


Well. I'm pretty much guaranteed to go to Toronto for the tv try outs. I made an interviewer stop the interview, leave the room, and cry for ten fucking minutes. She knew two people with cf and said that in 5 years of doing this. No one had had cf or made we cry.

I feel like a prick for making her cry though. I hate when people cry.

[bluefan]

Nice.

[Aidin]

Go go Myrrh!

Also, $3/hr raise today. Woo

[vagus]

Got a 15% raise. Bullshitted that I want to stay with em. Been looking for a new job for past week.

[BaneTheBrawler]

lol we're nicing myrrh making people cry. NICE BRO YOU MADE THAT BITCH WEEP MANY TEARS



but seriously, nice. when does it air and on what channel/network? i stopped paying for cable so now i can't DVR.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Probably be a year or something id imagine. The showin takes place all of sept and Oct. editing and what after would take some time. And they will take away all social media devices for the entire showing. So I'll vanish for a bit. Fuck. I'm so excited. Telling them my real endgame for this is working wonders. I want the money but as long as I spread awareness for cf and organ donation I'm happy and they are loving that attitude.

Also. Got to wait four fucking hours for my tv interview. I'm tired as balls. I slept for 45 minutes