Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[tyven]

Does she try to drag you down in the abyss with her?

nah but its gonna suck if we ever have to turn into a normal family that makes dinner. her and i prepare our own dinners every night at home

[BerenTebogo]

That falls under "shit that would end the relationship" for me.

There's few things I like talking about more than how much I love eating steak that is essentially still living cow.

[tyven]

That falls under "shit that would end the relationship" for me.

There's few things I like talking about more than how much I love eating steak that is essentially still living cow.

my wife would be siked to hear how much you enjoy eating a steak that is essentially a still living cow. she hates animals. she just one of those loser health nuts. still lets me crush whatever i want. just need to make sure a restaurant at least has a fuckin salmon salad

whatever im going to divorce her

[archibaldcrane]

Separate meal prep would suck but at least she's just doing it for the purpose of looking good on your arm, not some sort of annoying animal empathy.

[dasva]

just need to make sure a restaurant at least has a fuckin salmon salad

Um isn't it kind of cheating to eat fish as a vegetarian?

[tyven]

Um isn't it kind of cheating to eat fish as a vegetarian?

yea i guess shes a pescatarian or w/e cuz she fucks with sushi and salmon salads and tuna tartar. i just always call her a vegetarian because she aint gonna fuck around and have a burger or wings or steaks with your boy

[Anoat]

Y'all out here talking about $100+ sushi dinners and my ass had a blue Gatorade and a Lunchable for dinner this week. Being poor sucks hahahaha

[dasva]

Y'all out here talking about $100+ sushi dinners and my ass had a blue Gatorade and a Lunchable for dinner this week. Being poor sucks hahahaha

Last night I had water with my spicy pork rinds dipped in sour cream and cumin. Still pretty good.

[dasva]

yea i guess shes a pescatarian or w/e cuz she fucks with sushi and salmon salads and tuna tartar. i just always call her a vegetarian because she aint gonna fuck around and have a burger or wings or steaks with your boy

I can't imagine how much you'd have to hate yourself not to enjoy good food like that. I'd finally kill myself without beef or bacon at least a couple of times a week

Edit: super win. Customer came in with a super friendly Retriever. Got to play with him and customer even gave me some dog treats to feed him

[Andalusian girls]

Y'all out here talking about $100+ sushi dinners and my ass had a blue Gatorade and a Lunchable for dinner this week. Being poor sucks hahahaha

if it makes you feel better i'm out there earning paper yet can imagine few bigger wastes of money than spending that much on a single meal. truly there is little that is more repulsive than the ostentation of man.

also

if you have time to meal prep you can eat way better than lunchables at the same price point fam

[Zetanio]

if it makes you feel better i'm out there earning paper yet can imagine few bigger wastes of money than spending that much on a single meal. truly there is little that is more repulsive than the ostentation of man.

also

if you have time to meal prep you can eat way better than lunchables at the same price point fam

lol

[Melena]

Um isn't it kind of cheating to eat fish as a vegetarian?

I know a few vegetarians that for whatever reason ate fish. Reminds me of a song by Avatar called Something in the way with a line that goes "And we're living off the grass and the drippings from the ceilings, but it's ok to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings"

It's just fucking bizarre and I just nod my head, smile and accept it as one of the universe's mysteries.

And with that, I just found out it's a cover of a Nirvana song. The things you learn.

[Melena]

if it makes you feel better i'm out there earning paper yet can imagine few bigger wastes of money than spending that much on a single meal. truly there is little that is more repulsive than the ostentation of man.

also

if you have time to meal prep you can eat way better than lunchables at the same price point fam

For those who actually enjoy food, along with the flavors, it's easily justifiable to drop a hundred bones or more on a meal. I used to be the same way being a cheap shit who used to think a good steak dinner was Cattleman's or Black Angus. Now we'd rather save and go to a real place instead of a cheap chain, or if Astylla is feeling adventurous, buy the stuff at the store (still haven't discovered a good butcher for fresh cuts of beef) and make it at home. Steak and a Blowjob day has quickly become my favorite stay at home holiday.

[Andalusian girls]

lol

when the revolution comes you'll be the first against the wall

[archibaldcrane]

And with that, I just found out it's a cover of a Nirvana song. The things you learn.

It's understandable that you missed that one, it's on a really obscure album called Nevermind.

[dasva]

For those who actually enjoy food, along with the flavors, it's easily justifiable to drop a hundred bones or more on a meal. I used to be the same way being a cheap shit who used to think a good steak dinner was Cattleman's or Black Angus. Now we'd rather save and go to a real place instead of a cheap chain, or if Astylla is feeling adventurous, buy the stuff at the store (still haven't discovered a good butcher for fresh cuts of beef) and make it at home. Steak and a Blowjob day has quickly become my favorite stay at home holiday.

Depends on the person really. I love good food and all. But I'm also not made of money and compare what other forms of enjoyment that could get me. Or sometimes just more food. That and I can cook for myself... and all the steak I could eat even on my most gluttonous cheat day for less (like a couple of weeks ago. 2.5 lbs of steak, 3lbs salt potatos and a bunch of sautéed mushrooms costing less than a small non filling meal from a high end place). Plus I hate the whole guilt trip associated tipping even more when going to higher end places that tend to pay more before tip then I earn.

edit: Also you aren't really paying that much for the food but a decent portion is going to the experience and such and just mark up for being a fancy place

[Zetanio]

when the revolution comes you'll be the first against the wall

lolololol

[Melena]

It's understandable that you missed that one, it's on a really obscure album called Nevermind.

Due to my wonderful mother, I couldn't get shit for CD's, and I primarily listened to their harder stuff. My favorite Nirvana song of all time is Breed. And in the 56k days, I had to stick to individual songs and not albums.

[Andalusian girls]

lolololol

they say the Romanov princesses lol'd in their final moments too

[Fondue]

Someone not fat please explain why 'fine dining' is not a hilariously stupid waste of money