Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Byrthnoth]

It's only because we think we know what he was thinking.

Guy goes into a bar.
Waitress obviously flirts with him to try and get a good tip.
He responds by tipping her a normal amount.
He feels good because he got flirted with and thinks he rewarded her interest.
She doesn't even realize that he would have been a shitty tipper if she hadn't flirted.

It was totally unintentional, but I honestly think he won that round.

[Boyiee]

Who the fuck uses a dumpster fire of a line as that.

[Zetanio]

A shitty waitress trying to get tips.

Duh.

[Karbuncle]

I don't even get it. Must be either older than me or younger... I

[Boyiee]

The waitress didn't initiate the verbal diarrhea.

[tyven]

It's a shitty meme from an amazing Migos song that assholes that don't fuck with Migos are throwing around like they are really about that culture

[tyven]

It actually started as a great meme when it was just black twitter tho. THEN CAME THE FUCKIN WHTE MAN

[tyven]

It's a shitty meme from an amazing Migos song that assholes that don't fuck with Migos are throwing around like they are really about that culture

and now i realize no one is going to get the joke im trying to make here. im trying to make fun of cultural appropriation while also mentioning culture because culture is the name of the album that the song is on. God dammit BG why aren't you more in these streets?

[Boyiee]

After getting out of the streets I only dip my toes in now and then.

[Anoat]

Y'all spending way too much time trying to analyze the situation. I literally quoted a dumb internet meme to the cute bartender for laughs and was slightly impressed that she quoted it back, and I thought it was funny. There really isn't much to it beyond that.

[Zetanio]

Oh I thought there were two bartenders.

This is even gayer than I thought. jfc BG.

[Boyiee]

She was probably quoting the song.

[Brill Weave]

Wife got us tickets for Coheed & Cambria in May.

[tyven]

I ALSO HAVE TIX FOR MAY BUT NOT IN YOUR SHITTY STATE IN MY SHITTY STATE ACTUALLY IN MARYLAND WHICH BELONGS TO NEITHER OF US BUT IS PLENTY SHITTY

[Anoat]

I ALSO HAVE TIX FOR MAY BUT NOT IN YOUR SHITTY STATE IN MY SHITTY STATE ACTUALLY IN MARYLAND WHICH BELONGS TO NEITHER OF US BUT IS PLENTY SHITTY

Nah its cool Lady Gaga made sure we all know that this land is my land and also your land, wow America is so great

[Boyiee]

I think she said this land is my land this land is my land, lol.

[Brill Weave]

I ALSO HAVE TIX FOR MAY BUT NOT IN YOUR SHITTY STATE IN MY SHITTY STATE ACTUALLY IN MARYLAND WHICH BELONGS TO NEITHER OF US BUT IS PLENTY SHITTY

[Spicyryan]

Anyone see the Harambe shaped Cheetoh on Ebay for 100 grand? with free shipping (bag not included).

[Boyiee]

Anyone see the Harambe shaped Cheetoh on Ebay for 100 grand? with free shipping (bag not included).

What the flying fuck?

[Astylla]

Wife got us tickets for Coheed & Cambria in May.

Your wife actually did something meriting a "win" watch out 2017...