Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Tokitoki]

Graduation ceremonies are so terrible. At least mine was. Hot as hell, sweating in that shitty gown, waiting for every student you never even saw to get their name called. I would have skipped it if my parents' didn't want to be there so bad. My wife skipped hers, and her high school one too.

[Melena]

Graduation ceremonies are so terrible. At least mine was. Hot as hell, sweating in that shitty gown, waiting for every student you never even saw to get their name called. I would have skipped it if my parents' didn't want to be there so bad. My wife skipped hers, and her high school one too.

Only reason why I went to my high school one was to see what sort of shenanigans our class would get into. Our VP that everyone hated carrying a blow up doll out by the pussy was by far the highlight.

[Anoat]

The rare double win today, made my final payment on my truck. I'm looking forward to hopefully a few years without a monthly vehicle payment.

[Anoat]

Holy fuck I got the triple win today. My shitty former roommate that screwed me out of time and money apparently didn't change his address with the state, and I got his EBT card in the mail today. I took great pleasure in trashing it.

[Astylla]

So ducking drunk right now but fuck I needed this's

[Ratatapa]

Girlfriend and I decided to stop the pill 1 month ago.

She's been 9 days late on her last period. Was bugging her that she was pregnant and she insisted that it's normal for periods to be strange when a woman stops the pill. Until the hormones are "used to it". ( yeah I knew that just wanted to bug you).

Anyway she arrives yesterday with a pack of 2 of pregnancy tests.

She does first one, came out positive. She stayed calm because she kept saying it was impossible to be pregnant that fast ( well it's possible just unlikely according to her), so we went to her grandfather funeral, but we still told her mom her dad and my mom.

Forward to this morning and with recommendations we did the 2nd test,

Still positive


I'm gonna be a father!!!

[Kalmado]

Grats! How soon till the wedding?!

[BaneTheBrawler]

Grats rata! Hopefully the kid inherits her language skills.

[Ratatapa]

Grats rata! Hopefully the kid inherits her language skills.

If you think I'm bad

Think again

[archibaldcrane]

Why get pregnant without being married?

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[Zetanio]

Ugh. More Ratas?

Spoiler: show

Congrats homie

[Ratatapa]

Ugh. More Ratas?

Spoiler: show

Congrats homie

Then more the merrier

[Boyiee]

Then more the merrier

The more the marry her?

[Fondue]

Pretend she doesn't know who the daddy is and collect that sweet Canadian welfare

Don't listen to these goobers

[Ratatapa]

Pretend she doesn't know who the daddy is and collect that sweet Canadian welfare

Don't listen to these goobers

If we do that we might be considered poly and I don't wanna offend you

[Yuri-G]

if you know me then you know what's in this spoiler.

Spoiler: show

text a guy I've been seeing for a few months, who is a mega-flake - combination of ADHD, depression, potheadedness, and all-around anxiety, I can understand this - and asked him how he's doing and does he want to hang out this weekend?

he replies back a day later: "hey! I just joined a gym!!"

...lol

so I thought, how do I reply to that? do I ignore it? eh, that's an option but it's feeding into a sort of passive-aggressive weirdness that I'd rather avoid. do I get upset? absolutely not, that doesn't help anyone (least of all me), getting upset about someone who isn't taking you very seriously is some bitch-ass bullshit. in that case, do I just pretend it didn't happen? well no, this isn't cool and even though I expect it to continue - it's sort of just who he is - I'd get resentful if I held it in.

so what's the best option? one that makes it known that I don't appreciate this behavior but that I'm not going to get upset over it either. so I just said "hey! when I text you and ask how you're doing and if you want to hang out, and you reply back a day later saying you joined a gym, that's not ok by me. not mad, but dude... no. so much no to that."

simple, direct, assertive. I'm proud of that, especially proud of how I was able to get over myself and not wallow in my immediate response of hurt and victimization. this isn't about me; I'm not responsible for how other people behave. IDK how he'll respond or if he'll respond, and that's not the point. I said what I wanted to say, and how I wanted to say it. you have no idea how hard that is for me.

[Fondue]

You already have a special place in hell for early pulling hunts

[Fondue]

You've been complaining about the same guy for months, sort yourself out

[Yuri-G]

a) not complaining today and b) sorting myself out is exactly what I did, yo

[Rhyis.]

So does Rata evolve to Raticate now? I forget how that shit worked.