Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Yuri-G]

fair enough. although if they're fresh they better damn well squeak, or they ain't cheese curds

[archibaldcrane]

Uh, didn't realize there were so many Wisconsin die-hards on here

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[Tokitoki]

I like cheese curds too, but I'm from NYC.

[Zetanio]

Everyone likes cheese curds, it's the only thing worth talking about from Wisconsin so we let them have it.

My sandwich was fucking delicious.

[BaneTheBrawler]

fair enough. although if they're fresh they better damn well squeak, or they ain't cheese curds

dat squeak tho. I will say, however, that non-squeaky fresh curds go great with grapes. prolly my favorite snack.

[dasva]

Hamburger helper confirmed. Seriously though that's basically what I've been doing when I want to be lazy to make an actual burger and have some ground beef lately. Didn't know just throw crap in a pan like that was a real thing lol

[Zetanio]

It's called a fucking chopped cheese. The fuck are you expecting it to be.

[dasva]

Probably what Bane was thinking and more cheese lol. Though mostly expectations were raised when you guys went all doe eyed over it

[dasva]

Well just had an unusually busty customer come in effectively just wearing a bra up top that she was pretty much spilling out of. I mean there was a shirt but it started below the bra.

[Astylla]

Well just had an unusually busty customer come in effectively just wearing a bra up top that she was pretty much spilling out of. I mean there was a shirt but it started below the bra.

Pics or it didn't happen

[dasva]

Pics or it didn't happen

I'm not sure taking a cleavage shot of a random stranger generally works out so well

[arus2001]

Fuck off, we want tits.

[dasva]

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[arus2001]

Coming to CA just to drop nails along your bike path.

[Krazy]

I'm not sure taking a cleavage shot of a random stranger generally works out so well

That's when you tell her she's won the customer of the week award, give her $10 and take her picture.

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[Xno Kappa]

New schedule, get told by mad dog to fuck off he'll carry his own boxes lmao.

[Yuri-G]

tfw you finally kick that shit to the curb


I could say so much more but that's all that matters

[Xantavia]

I live about 30 miles away from the Allstate Arena in Chicago, and was going to an 8pm show tonight. Leave at 6, figure plenty of time. Traffic is heavy, but moving. About halfway there it slows to a crawl, which I'm okay with since I hate expressway driving. (Funny aside, I used to drive the same route at 1-2am to visit a 24 hour porn store like 15 years ago). Shifting from first to second, my stick suddenly jerks and I can't change gears. Fortunately, it is stuck in first, so I'm able to make it over to the shoulder.

Using two hands, I can get it in 2nd, but then it feels like it just pops out again. Can't even move it over to the right anymore near 3rd. It is about 6:45 and I call my parents (hooray for parents understanding what a loser I am). They get there a little after 7pm, and give me their car and say they will wait around for the tow truck. Get back on the road, and figure no issue since I'm about 12 miles out. Hit the last tollbooth, which is 1/4 mile from the exit I need. Takes almost a half hour to get to the exit, partly because of the horrible design, where if you use the ipass lanes, you need to cross traffic with those who paid cash.

Hit the parking lot about 8pm, but didn't get inside the building until about 8:45.

The win was getting to see Tool in concert again, and the seats were much better than I was expecting. Side of stage, but maybe only 150 feet away and 10 feet up.

[Tomiko]

tfw you finally kick that shit to the curb


I could say so much more but that's all that matters

Isn't that what everyone had been telling you for the longest time here?

Either way, glad to see you moved on, hopefully to better things.

[djzombie]

tfw you finally kick that shit to the curb


I could say so much more but that's all that matters

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