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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    you must not know CS very well
    p. sure it was meant as a joke

    "Swerve your way", as in a bus or car lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrClout View Post
    Got my A+ Certification on Monday. Only 1 to pass it in the class like a fucking boss!
    How the fuck, did people not study? A+ is like the GED of tech certificates now sadly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    How the fuck, did people not study? A+ is like the GED of tech certificates now sadly.
    Back in the day when I got mine (late 90's) the test was actually pretty damn hard and only like 25% of the tests taken had passing grades. I think it was even harder than the MCSE tests I took back then too.

    I had employers ask me when I got it during interviews because supposedly its easy as hell to pass nowadays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    So, Obamacare requires insurance companies to give women who give birth a breastpump for free. I was sad to find out Kaiser was giving out single manual pumps only. I was able to get a free rental for 30 days on a hospital-grade one (valued at $2k) because of low supply and had to return it yesterday. Found out on the mommy forums today they changed it so if you gave birth in 2014 you could order a double electric pump for free! I was almost about to break down and buy a $250 one before I found out. Fuck ya for being a procrastinator.

    THANKS OBAMA

    (and Kaiser)
    Ksan what state? I'll come sell you some dank health care if one of the right 38. We save people from Kaiser and ACA-mandates every day.

    okay i will not sell/write BG :D



    Quote Originally Posted by myreality View Post
    Stopped a guy from breaking into a car in front of L.A. Fitness. Give info on perp to the hot redhead at the front desk.
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    Women gave me a $100. (Stupid women left her big purse and phone in the front seat).

    Hot redhead asks me out while walking back to my truck.
    I also liked this one lots. Confused on the $100 kinda, but hell yeah for hot redhead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soa View Post
    Back in the day when I got mine (late 90's) the test was actually pretty damn hard and only like 25% of the tests taken had passing grades. I think it was even harder than the MCSE tests I took back then too.

    I had employers ask me when I got it during interviews because supposedly its easy as hell to pass nowadays.
    Yea, the test is a joke now. It's also not lifetime. I got mine in 04. Took two tries, first time I missed it by one question, pissed me off so did it again the next day and only missed two questions.

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    Management took me off the lines today for the last 1 1/2hour of work so I can just start replying to some backlog of emails.

    /turns on Netflix

    Huzzah.

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    Considered posting this in the Youtube thread but came here because it was so damn awesome. Instant karma on an asshole tailgater.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Considered posting this in the Youtube thread but came here because it was so damn awesome. Instant karma on an asshole tailgater.
    That happened like 30 minutes from where I live. I used to drive that way all the time when I lived over in Tampa. Pretty much sums up Tampa Bay drivers perfectly.

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    My girlfriend is going to a new weed clinic tomorrow.

    Their specials stack, so she's getting two 1/8's and getting another two 1/8's because they have a Buy One Get One deal, on top of an extra .5 per 1/8 you get when you go in at happy hour. New customers also get a top-shelf gram for every 1/8th you get, a gram of shake, and a preroll.

    All in all, $80 for almost an ounce. Going to be such a relaxing weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Considered posting this in the Youtube thread but came here because it was so damn awesome. Instant karma on an asshole tailgater.
    I've always wanted to see a pile-up caused by some guy being a dick to me on the bike. Maybe one day

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    Just picked up tickets to Glitch Mob at the showbox, sold out almost instantly but friend knew a scalper to get for cheap lol.

    Fuck.Yeah.

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    Killed it at my presentation pitch to my company's CEO and managers.

    Got my tickets for Winter Soldier.

    Girlfriend said yes to anal.

    It's a good week.

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    I missed one of the final assignments in my writing class which the instructor said I HAD to do in order to pass the class. I got a B in the class (The one with the film analysis and art symbolism shit.) without turning in that assignment. Saved from my forgetfulness again!

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    I got a good one. I'd been trying to find a program to compile a recipe book (I don't know where she got it printed) that my Grandma Clay had left..I can't get another printed, because well she's dead. I finally found one we really liked back in the day.

    Here! Hello Meal Master! The only problem is it won't run on Windows 7. Thank heaven for D-Fend Reloaded and DosBox. That fixes that and I'm compiling the recipes in there one at a time; hopefully I can get it done before the book falls to bits. Booyah though for finding a solution to the problem!

    Oh and don't ask me for the file when I'm done, or I'll have to get a little medieval on your can. These are family recipes, and we don't share them.

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    I'm officially accepted as an English Education major in the College of Education at USF. So fucking stoked.

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    I like this thread. Just found it!

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    I'm going to this party tomorrow. Good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    I'm officially accepted as an English Education major in the College of Education at USF. So fucking stoked.
    in other words, after graduating, you plan on moving to japan to teach english.

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    Passed the Promotion Board, about to get Sergeant May 1st only been in 3 years! and i'm completely hammered. Good Friday!

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