Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Quixon]

all of my kids birthdays will be madden tournaments. you lose, you better come up off them sticks, son

Co-signed.

[Mertron]

all of my kids birthdays will be madden tournaments. you lose, you better come up off them sticks, son

tournament implies multiple entries. who's it gonna be besides you and the kid? someone from child services or the welfare office?

[CoreyX]

What about a Birthday Party Hunger Games? May the odds be ever in your favor.

[arus2001]

Pull out of the driveway to see my neighbor had the bush-turned-tree that was half-hanging in my yard cut down while I was sleeping. Mowing the lawn just got hella easier. Occasionally I would cut the branches off that hung over, but now I'm spared that once-a-year hassle.

[Ksandra]

Aks is right about the passes, moss is right that it doesn't matter if she remembers, and y'all are missing that it is fun for us to take the kids to disney. Win win all around.

[edit] random win: went to the dentist after not going for like ten years, and no cavities. Need some gum cleaning, but that's not bad considering. I have teeth of steel.

[Quixon]

We already have the Disney trip planned on paper lol. We aren't bothering until he is 2 or 3.... but we are definitely going. My wife is a big Disney fan, and I am a big Universal Fan.... we'll all have a great time.

[Ksandra]

We want to do the Disney cruise, but for something like that we'll wait until they are like four and six, since it'll be like a one time deal.

We go to disney do much, last time we went, as soon as we got out of the bus my daughter started screaming, "mic key's house! Mickey's house!" She was so happy lol

[BaneTheBrawler]

my cousin did a disney cruise for her honeymoon. looked fun.

[Boyiee]

I know people that do Disney cruises every year, they love them.

[Abandon]

tournament implies multiple entries. who's it gonna be besides you and the kid? someone from child services or the welfare office?

gdi

[Mertron]

u no i luv u bb, lets never fight again

[Kohan]

I know people that do Disney cruises every year, they love them.

[Quixon]

We want to do the Disney cruise, but for something like that we'll wait until they are like four and six, since it'll be like a one time deal.

We go to disney do much, last time we went, as soon as we got out of the bus my daughter started screaming, "mic key's house! Mickey's house!" She was so happy lol

My parents took me on the Disney cruise when I was like 10-12 years old. It was called "The Big Red Boat" back then. The cruises are fun as hell. Especially if you have kids that are old enough to be in daycare. The boat will take them all day, for free. They split them up into age groups and they do their own thing. You have to pay for like after hours care but it isn't all that expensive.

Me and the wife cruise almost every year. This is the first time we have not in a while, b/c the later part of her pregnancy was right when we normally go. She was like 2 weeks past the cut off. We actually got married on a private island in the bahamas on a cruise. We had 20 or so friends and family come with us. Best time of our lives for everyone involved. All of my friends are having cruise weddings now lol.

[Obiron]

That Mickey reacted pretty quickly to cover it up and get out of there. I used to work at an NBA arena, and I was there when Disney on Ice came to town. Disney believes very strongly in upholding the magic. They set up curtains in the arena that only Disney employees could go through, unless there was need for arena employees. If they blocked off the hall that leads to your office, you found another way. They didn't want anyone to see Mickey without his head and kill the magic.

[Ksandra]

My parents took me on the Disney cruise when I was like 10-12 years old. It was called "The Big Red Boat" back then. The cruises are fun as hell. Especially if you have kids that are old enough to be in daycare. The boat will take them all day, for free. They split them up into age groups and they do their own thing. You have to pay for like after hours care but it isn't all that expensive.

Me and the wife cruise almost every year. This is the first time we have not in a while, b/c the later part of her pregnancy was right when we normally go. She was like 2 weeks past the cut off. We actually got married on a private island in the bahamas on a cruise. We had 20 or so friends and family come with us. Best time of our lives for everyone involved. All of my friends are having cruise weddings now lol.

yea we went on a cruise for our honeymoon (carnival). eE fucking loved it. Disney cruises are a bit more expensive though lol. Hopefully we can afford it in a few years. if we are better off financially we may do it every few years.

[Quixon]

Carnival here as well. We paid roughly $880/ea for the last cruise per person. 8 Days 7 Nights out of NY.

The cruise we missed this year was going to be to Bermuda >_<;;

[Laugana]

I mentioned in the fail thread that I had to get a new car. So... this is it:

Spoiler: show

My previous car was a black 2002 1.4 VW Polo (110k miles). This one is virtually the same except it's a 2005 model with only 32k miles on it.

I'll be happy to get 10 more years out of it.

[Kohan]

That Mickey reacted pretty quickly to cover it up and get out of there. I used to work at an NBA arena, and I was there when Disney on Ice came to town. Disney believes very strongly in upholding the magic. They set up curtains in the arena that only Disney employees could go through, unless there was need for arena employees. If they blocked off the hall that leads to your office, you found another way. They didn't want anyone to see Mickey without his head and kill the magic.

I agree that they were a quick thinker, but I love that it was caught on video nonetheless. Nightmares for the kids, and endless laughs for the adults.

This one, though? Laughs all around.

[Xno Kappa]

Me and the wifey did a five day Carnival: Destiny cruise with a couple of friends and had an absolute blast. Once you get over feeling sorry for the indentured servants, it's a great experience everyone should have at least once.

[BaneTheBrawler]

my buddy's gf posted on facebook asking for someone with medical training or a strong stomach to message her, so i got to break out this gem:

Is it poop related? Because I know my shit.

awwwwww yissssss