Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Squah]

Not my win but my mom just won $1000 on a scratchoff my dad bought her to go along with the card/flowers/candy

[NynJa]

Im waiting for the youtube video where theres the "its fake u dun win shit LOLOLHAHAHAHA"

[Xno Kappa]

Ice storm slamming Midwest. Got today and tomorrow off work.

[Spicyryan]

Ice storm slamming Midwest. Got today and tomorrow off work.

Is that really a win? Personally I hate having off work unless I asked to be off. Need more money to give away to people.

[Airenn]

Are you into tits or dicks? I could have either. Short on cash, plz send help.

My actual win: I have only had 1 diet soda today. I hate diet soda and will probably not be drinking it anymore. I made sweet tea instead. This may not seem like progress, but it is. I don't CRAVE soda anymore. And each batch of tea has less and less sugar. Baby steps on cutting out soda has been successful so far!

[AoE]

Working in essential government work/military, it's definitely a win.

[Krandor]

Is that really a win? Personally I hate having off work unless I asked to be off. Need more money to give away to people.

It's a big fucking win if you're salaried, which a good portion of government/military positions are (civilians at my current station are by the hour, so sucks for them sometimes). Had quite a few days off the last couple weeks because of the beating MA has taken and it's been great.

[Spicyryan]

Are you into tits or dicks? I could have either. Short on cash, plz send help.

My actual win: I have only had 1 diet soda today. I hate diet soda and will probably not be drinking it anymore. I made sweet tea instead. This may not seem like progress, but it is. I don't CRAVE soda anymore. And each batch of tea has less and less sugar. Baby steps on cutting out soda has been successful so far!

Considering all the sugar in iced tea. It really isn't progress at all.

Now if you went "Ryan lets go share a green tea" I would say that's progress because I don't have honey or sugar for it.

It's a big fucking win if you're salaried, which a good portion of government/military positions are (civilians at my current station are by the hour, so sucks for them sometimes). Had quite a few days off the last couple weeks because of the beating MA has taken and it's been great.

IDK, I just assume most people on BG are hourly.

[Anoat]

My first ever salary job I got because people above me were bitching about me getting overtime. So, I stopped at 40 hours/week and not all essential tasks were getting done because I just didn't have time for it. Then people above me started having to take up the slack, and after 2 weeks of it, asked me to resume what I had been doing. I demanded either they pay me OT when applicable without bitching, or make me salary. They went salary option. Worked out well for me.

[Xno Kappa]

Working in essential government work/military, it's definitely a win.

Ding ding ding!

[Tokitoki]

Considering all the sugar in iced tea. It really isn't progress at all.

Make it yourself and you can control the amount of sugar in it. Seems that's what Airenn was doing based on the context of "I made sweet tea."

Random win: Stupid Gamestop, after all the run around I had to do to get the Majora's Mask edition New 3DS XL, has sent me two systems. Can sell one to cover most of the cost of both.

[AidenCarby]

So...I'm coming into work two nights ago and hear screaming from the parking lot. We haul ass and sure enough a truck's back doors are open and this woman is screaming with a baby halfway out her hoohaah....long story short I delivered a baby on a wheelchair in a parking lot when it was 1 degree outside. Healthy baby boy....he still has my fleece lol

[archibaldcrane]

Nice!

[AidenCarby]

I campaigned for them to name the baby after me but it didn't go over so well.

[jinkazama]

So...I'm coming into work two nights ago and hear screaming from the parking lot. We haul ass and sure enough a truck's back doors are open and this woman is screaming with a baby halfway out her hoohaah....long story short I delivered a baby on a wheelchair in a parking lot when it was 1 degree outside. Healthy baby boy....he still has my fleece lol

I'm sure its been stated before, but where do you work at? I'm hoping its not something cliche like a hospital. I'm hoping this was at like a Taco Bell or some shit.

Related story. Buddy drunk off his ass one night was laying in the back of his expedition, all four windows open, moaning and having water poured onto his head in a mall parking lot, cops rolled up and thought it was a woman in labor until they saw him.

[AidenCarby]

Why would there randomly be a wheelchair handy in a Taco Bell parking lot?

[Abandon]

why wouldnt there?

[tyven]

Finished booking all the hotels for our 2 week trip to Europe. Came in $700 under budget. THAT'S 3 PAIRS OF JORDANS

[Anoat]

why wouldnt there?

CAUSE TACO BELL IS GARBAGE AND PEOPLE WHO EAT THERE ARE PEASANTS WITH TIME BOMBS STRAPPED TO THEIR ASSHOLES, HURRRRRR DURRRRR

[Aksannyi]

Finished booking all the hotels for our 2 week trip to Europe. Came in $700 under budget. THAT'S 3 PAIRS OF JORDANS

I got a great deal for flight and hotel to Europe, couldn't really pass it up. If you're looking right now, there are really good deals to be had.