The Challenge 25: Free Agents

[Moss]

Devyn is actually 12th in points out of 28 Challengers. A UDFA steal.

[Headspace]

That was an amazing power move.

But it was the absolute WORST elimination to do it given his handicap

[tyven]

heady wat hapoened

[Headspace]

Jordan (dude with one hand) flipped all 3 kill cards to face Johnny Bananas in the elimination round. (Awesome)

The elimination round was where they race up this wooden wall to hit a bell, by punching and kicking holes in the wall for them to climb with. Not so good for the dude missing a hand.

Would've much rather seen those two in any other elimination round than that one where it was clear one had a huge disadvantage.

[tyven]

Sounds like proof that it's stupid to be handicapped

[Byrd]

That was an amazing power move. But it was the absolute WORST elimination to do it given his handicap

Yup. That was remarkably poor timing for Jordan, the other three eliminations wouldn't be nearly that disadvantageous for him. It also would have made for much better TV if they had some form of direct contact instead of a race up a wall. The football one would have been best, the running around the chicken coop loop second best because those collisions would have been epic, and the rope one would also have been solid.

I also wish we hadn't seen it coming since the previews aired, and the entire cast telegraphed it was about to happen ahead of time. That would have been a truly awesome surprise if he flipped all the cards over, on the level of Johnny Backpack a few years ago.

[Moss]

That was an amazing power move.

But it was the absolute WORST elimination to do it given his handicap

lol that's all I was thinking the whole time. his nub couldn't break through the wall . God it really was the worst elim for them to go head to head too. Anytime the two people hate each other you want to see them do something physical. the ball-in-the-trashcan one would have been good

it was still ballsy of him to go through with it, you could tell he was having second thoughts. hopefully Bananas gets his due soon since him calling anybody cocky is hilariously hypocritical

next episode, Nany love triangle! what a great fucking show

[Headspace]

Hopefully she coituses Johnny R. Need dem points.

[Byrd]

Hopefully she coituses Johnny R. Need dem points.

I hope she coituses everybody.

Scoring's not up for this week, but I did a quick tally of players left:

Byrd: Aneesa, Bananas, Leroy, Nany
Moss: Cohutta, Johnny, Laurel, Preston
Headspace: Cara Maria, CT, Jessica, Theresa, Zach
Qalbert: Deyvn

Headspace is looking really good for the stretch run. Watch, his deciding vote to count the STHSH show is going to knock him off the winner's podium in favor of Moss, who didn't want the STSHS in the first place.

[Moss]

I hope she coituses everybody.

Scoring's not up for this week, but I did a quick tally of players left:

Byrd: Aneesa, Bananas, Leroy, Nany
Moss: Cohutta, Johnny, Laurel, Preston
Headspace: Cara Maria, CT, Jessica, Theresa, Zach
Qalbert: Deyvn

Headspace is looking really good for the stretch run. Watch, his deciding vote to count the STHSH show is going to knock him off the winner's podium in favor of Moss, who didn't want the STSHS in the first place.

Wait why does Heady want Nany to coitus Johnny? according to that neither is on his team...

Jordan flameout hurts. It was pretty shitty of TJ to keep bashing him after the elimination(Why would you volunteer? You just lost yourself money!) when normally that is a "Whoah power move bro!" moment, but he must have been sick of his antics too. I'm pretty dependent on one of the underdog guys (Cohutta/Johnny) coming through. I don't see anyone knocking off Laurel.

Also Devyn should now be referred to as Deyvn Nooj to honor that typo.

[Headspace]

For some reason I thought I drafted Johnny. Can't be bothered to go to fantasizr to see my actual team lol

[Moss]

You know I'm starting to understand what you see in Theresa

[Byrd]

You know I'm starting to understand what you see in Theresa

She's definitely grown on me this year. Started with the strip basketball game, and now she's in my top 3 hottest chicks on the show, I think.

Standings:
Byrd - 625
Moss - 620
Headspace - 540
Qalbert - 70

Top players:
Laurel - 165
Jordan - 125
Jessica - 105
Nany - 105
Bananas - 100

[Moss]

She looked sexy as hell doing the tug of war elimination. Her accent is growing on me too.

My power rankings based on looks alone:

1. Laurel
2. Theresa
3. Nany
4. Cara Maria
5. Emilee

[Byrd]

My power rankings based on looks alone:

Well, shit, we're doing this now, huh? There went my productivity at work this morning.

1. Camila
2. Theresa
3. Nany
4. Laurel
5. Emilee
(big gap)
6. Cara Maria
7. Devyn
8. Jemmye
9. LaToya
10. Jessica
11. Nia
12. Aneesa
13. Jasmine
14. Jonna

I'm working overall attractiveness into it, some combination of looks, attitude, competency, and likelihood of wanting to cut off my head and eat it during sex. All that being said, I probably wouldn't turn down a single one of them if I had the chance.

I put way too much thought into this.

[Headspace]

Jessica is absolutely crazy and probably dum dum

but

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/2a/2a58...91573457e5.jpg

[Moss]

Well, shit, we're doing this now, huh? There went my productivity at work this morning.

1. Camila
2. Theresa
3. Nany
4. Laurel
5. Emilee
(big gap)
6. Cara Maria
7. Devyn
8. Jemmye
9. LaToya
10. Jessica
11. Nia
12. Aneesa
13. Jasmine
14. Jonna

I'm working overall attractiveness into it, some combination of looks, attitude, competency, and likelihood of wanting to cut off my head and eat it during sex. All that being said, I probably wouldn't turn down a single one of them if I had the chance.

I put way too much thought into this.

Don't mind if I do...

1. Laurel
2. Theresa
3. Nany (best body on the show but I can't handle the man-jaw)

4. Emilee
5. Cara Maria

6. Jemmye
7. Camila
8. Jessica

9. Jonna

Would not bang below this point. Probably.

10. Nia
11. LaToya
12. Devyn
13. Aneesa
14. Jasmine

[Moss]

Jessica is absolutely crazy and probably dum dum

but

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/2a/2a58...91573457e5.jpg

Her and Jemmye both have the serious thickness, which I am a fan of

[Headspace]

You know I'm starting to understand what you see in Theresa

Besides the looks, etc, it's that Wisconsin accent. It's polarizing because I hate that accent on white women, but with a puerto rican it's attractive

[Headspace]

Whoop. My entire team safe. But you guys get all the Nany/Johnny/Cohutta points.