As I walk through Majula, the walking undead
I take a look at my head and realize its way too black
'cause I been in the sun so damn long
I need a sunbro's light to find my dong
This cat don't need a house, he don't deserve it
Cat got his own home, you know that's unheard of
Cat, get to fuckin' walkin, I ain't just talkin'
Tyrone's sick of not being able to find his cock
I mean fuck, why this cat even need a house
Majula made outta sand, its a litter box... foo'
You makin' me so angry with your fuckin' meowing
Gah! Fuck this cat, yo
I ain't playin, fuck this cat... motherfucker