2014 NHL Playoff Thread: NO SERIOUSLY WHO THE HELL IS ALEC MARTINEZ

**Obsidian** · 2014-04-20 23:10

I don't know how to tell you this, but Dustin Brown could never really score.

**Deader2818** · 2014-04-20 23:11

Originally Posted by Obsidian

I don't know how to tell you this, but Dustin Brown could never really score.

Oh? I guess all those 20+ goal seasons never happened.

**Thoronas** · 2014-04-20 23:18

Welp

**Obsidian** · 2014-04-20 23:25

101 players had 20 or more goals this year. The 102 player had 19 and was David Krejci (ie amazing). Brad Marchand had 25 goals this season. Dustin Brown has breeched 25 only twice in nine seasons (and 30 once) and his points per season has been on the decline since his 33 goal season. He is not the guy letting your team down right now. Drew Doughty is fifth on your team in scoring; there are 12 (13?) forwards on your team.

Brown's always been an antagonizer first and foremost. If you're relying on him for scoring you're in deep trouble.

**Obsidian** · 2014-04-20 23:25

This is embarrassing.

**Deader2818** · 2014-04-20 23:30

Ok, what should the Kings do then?

**Obsidian** · 2014-04-20 23:33

Dunno, I don't follow the Kings.

They should start by not giving up 7 unanswered goals though.

**Deader2818** · 2014-04-20 23:34

Uh ok well I guess ill just ignore whatever your point was then.

**Obsidian** · 2014-04-20 23:38

Whatever makes you feel better I guess. I forgot you don't believe in stats.

**Vaspinne** · 2014-04-20 23:40

Originally Posted by Deader2818

Ok, what should the Kings do then?

Clearly you're not Jornna'ing enough

**Thoronas** · 2014-04-20 23:45

Kinda curious as to why Quick was left in for all seven goals.

**Vaspinne** · 2014-04-20 23:45

Originally Posted by Ratatapa

Yay guess I'm not normal to just discuss sports with people without having to bitch

Rata, it's not about bitching. Our camaraderie grows the more we mock and humiliate each other about how the teams we like suck. And you insult someone in here about their team, you're bonding with them as mutual hawkey fans

**Obsidian** · 2014-04-20 23:50

Originally Posted by Thoronas

Kinda curious as to why Quick was left in for all seven goals.

Needed him in there to stop the eighth one in case the Kings got those other five back.

**Deader2818** · 2014-04-21 00:14

I never even said Brown was the sole issue but him and Richards need to go to bring in more offensive players.

**Vaspinne** · 2014-04-21 00:21

Originally Posted by Deader2818

I never even said Brown was the sole issue but him and Richards need to go to bring in more offensive players.

You guys should trade for a guy like Gaborik. He'd really help your offe......

.... yup.

**Obsidian** · 2014-04-21 00:33

Originally Posted by Deader2818

I never even said Brown was the sole issue but him and Richards need to go to bring in more offensive players.

Then we'll just agree to agree here, I think.

**BadKarma** · 2014-04-21 01:08

How do you give up 13 goals in two playoff games.

**Obsidian** · 2014-04-21 01:35

Philly might know.

**Vaspinne** · 2014-04-21 01:35

Originally Posted by BadKarma

How do you give up 13 goals in two playoff games.

Ask Sep or Aks, they'll remember from last year.

**Vaspinne** · 2014-04-21 01:36

Originally Posted by Obsidian

Philly might know.

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