clip your nails

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:45

like eventually you're just going to die and everybody is going to forget the fuck out of you

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:45

may as well stop being a little cunt you know?

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:45

cuz when you die, if you didnt do cool shit, youre going to be like fuuuuck and sad instead of happy you got the opportunity to live

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:46

abandon still loves cocks

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:46

control your emotions

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:46

or they will control you

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:46

do your christmas shopping early because lines are fucking stupid

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:46

95% of shit advertised is worthless

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:46

maybe 96%

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:47

notice how nobody advertises vegetables? except fucking v8, which isnt vegetables, its vegetables for lazy people

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:47

just get a fucking blender

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:47

buy meat in bulk, learn to cook it well, get a vacuum sealer and keep food stocked

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:47

will save you a ton of cheddar

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:48

yoga is pretty sweet

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:48

cleanliness is next to godliness, they werent fucking around when they said that

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:48

nobody gives a fuck about your nasty shit room

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:48

take a break from this wisdom to clean that shit now

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:48

notice how i dont have to take a break

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:49

being self-employed is way more badass but also people dont tell you that shit is frightening

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:50

nobody listens anymore...if you genuinely listen to people, they will love the fuck out of you for it

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