clip your nails

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:50

just dont be a douche about it

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:50

people can tell if youre just there for your own agenda

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:50

just kick it man, fuck responsibility

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:51

dont drink too much too fast

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:51

going to/taking people to the hospital is the ultimate bro move, be a bro for yourself or others

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:51

reread again

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:51

seriously fucker repetition is important

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:52

seriously

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:52

fine dont do it, there goes your success

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:52

pancakes are not breakfast, they have cake built into the name

**Mertron** · 2014-05-09 00:52

i do most of these things and my life is terrible. i am unsubscribing from your newsletter

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:53

you cant just pour syrup on bread and call it breakfast

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:53

because you do most of motherfucker

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:53

96% isnt good enough

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:53

go be 96% somewhere that you belong

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:53

which is with some 96.5% people

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:53

and that one 94% guy you can't stand but really should look after

**Mertron** · 2014-05-09 00:54

you are not taking my hot showers away from me

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:54

dont be like spaghetti

**Zalius** · 2014-05-09 00:54

be like zeus

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