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    OC fucking D

    anyone else and what? make me feel better, I don't understand how people let where they live go, room etc. It fucks with me psychologically. It is where you fucking live for fuck sake, wash up the fucking dishes, sweep and mop it isn't fucking hard. Buy those Clorox wipes (4-pack so you have one in every major room and throw in some comet for the bathroom even tho they get most of it) they are easy and it can clean every fucking thing the shit isn't hard... fuck

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    I call it just being clean people think I am ocd

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    I admit i am on certain things

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    Not quite howard hughs but close

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    I even like tips on cleaning but those clorox wipes are the shit

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    tips are appreciated

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    i've lived here for more than a year and i've vacuumed twice. that's the extent of my general cleaning. i keep the toilet bowl, inside of the microwave, and cheese slicer/cutting board clean. other than that, all i do is dishes.


    i don't actually make that much of a mess, though. the kitchen and bathroom are kinda messy, but the rest is just a bit of dust and spiderwebs.


    i have literally bought plastic cutlery rather than do dishes. sometimes i just have that little energy.

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    I hate microwaves that are nasty. i don't even wanna heat up food in a shitty microwave

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    I wanna be a spokesperson for those wipes easy to clean the microwave too

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    I was at this bitches house one time and they left something in the microwave i couldn't even tell what the shit was because it had been in there probably 3 weeks and the fucking smell of it stayed in the fucking microwave so if you heated something up in it that shit smell just overwhelmed the food. fucking shit made me sick. who the fuck does that

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    Tip #1: Stop living with hobos

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    Tip #2: Get a mexican bitch to clean it for you in exchange for the black dick and/or a green card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tajin View Post
    Tip #2: Get a mexican bitch to clean it for you in exchange for the black dick and/or a green card.
    uh, what

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    I know he aint black if that's what you asking

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    where does one acquire this black dick

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    *unzips*

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    is that what the dick per day calculations were for?

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    yeah i wasn't living with the hobo it was some bitches house I visited and wtf about this black dick do I just do it like black face and apply water colors?