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    Little guy still hasn't come out. Wife had us at the hospital Friday night 2:30am-3:45amish. Bottom of her abdomen was tight as fuck. Called the on call doctor, she gave her the info. Doctor asks where we would be driving from. My wife says "Wallkill", which is correct we live the Hamlet of Wallkill. The hospital, roughly 30 minutes away, is in the TOWN of Wallkill.

    The doctor assumes we are like 2 minutes away and of course has us come in. I had maybe a hour of sleep before I had to get up and drive lol.

    Still 1.5 CM after 2 checks at 2:45 and 3:45.

    Weekly OB appointment yesterday...... still 1.5 CM >


    We sat in the room with the nurse watching Treehouse Master the entire time at the hospital lol.

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    Hopefully you wont have to go through what we did with our first- wife had preeclampsia, so they decided to induce labor about a week and a half prior to her due date. We were in the hospital for 5 days trying various induction techniques before our son finally came. Of course, my wife likes to say 'she' was in the hospital for 5 days, and that me being there all 5 days/4 nights sleeping in an uncomfortable reclining chair does not permit me to say 'we'.

    We're only about 1.5 miles from the hospital though, so I could shoot home easily to get stuff.

    Here's a pic of my daughter- trying to get her passport photo for our trip to the Caymans next winter, but she wasn't having it, had to break out my phone to see if she would pose for me...


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    Well yeah, she was there and couldn't leave, technically you could have at any time (but would have been probably treated like a bigtime shitbag if you had).

    Baby will take his/her sweet time Quix, if the wife isn't too uncomfortable try having sex, I swear to god orgasms helped speed the process along with both of my kids lol.

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    Ugh... Yeah my wife knows she doesn't get any of the poor me I'm pregnant crap. It was her idea to move forward with this lol, I had no desire to have kids at all. After being together 10 years I wasn't fighting the battle any more though. Glad I gave in, as I'm pumped to hell now to have a little kid..... but there will be none of this "YOU DID THIS TO MEEEEE!" yelling during rough days and during labor haha. She's a trooper though and hardly ever complains. I take care of everything I possibly can at this point. She's working up until the day she is forced to go to the hospital as well. Her working in a doctors office is a good thing though.

    I am not allowed to leave the hospital from the time we get there until the time the baby is born and in her arms. From that point on I am allowed to head down to the Quik Check 30 seconds down the road to get real food and come right back.

    I don't do hospitals, I don't do well when my wife is in serious pain, and I don't do watermelons coming out of something the size of an orange. It's taking a fair amount of marijuana to get me through this ordeal for sure. I'd like to go back to the 50's and sit outside the delivery room handing out cigars lol.

    I personally wouldn't mind watching a C Section if it were to come down to that, but my wife is pretty firm on absolutely no C Section unless it's 100% medically necessary.


    Sex aint happening lol.

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    Just sit up by her head, you won't see anything, unless you want to. My mom was with me for my second son's birth, and she didn't see anything.

    I think the "you did this to me!" thing is a Hollywood thing, I've never heard of anyone in real life actually saying that.

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    Yes that is what I've been told in regards to not seeing any of that shit. I plan to use that to my advantage, maybe a set of horse blinders as well lol. The doctors already know my deal. Get him out, cut the cord, clean him up.... and then hand him over to me or the wife.... not before hand lol.

    My wife was telling the doctors something about her wanting skin to skin contact with the baby immediately after he's out and cleaned up. She recently took a breastfeeding class and they were very big on that. Apparently it helps to kick the breast milk production into gear, and also helps the baby pick up the breastfeeding easier and for a longer period of time. I was fascinated that there is legit chemicals changes that are going to happen in hers and the babies bodies due to something as simple as that.


    All of this is fascinating to me when you read the science behind pregnancy and child birth.

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    It really is. Finding out that breast milk production is stimulated by how much the baby sucks for it is really cool. Your body produces exactly what your baby needs at any given time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quixon View Post
    My wife was telling the doctors something about her wanting skin to skin contact with the baby immediately after he's out and cleaned up. She recently took a breastfeeding class and they were very big on that. Apparently it helps to kick the breast milk production into gear, and also helps the baby pick up the breastfeeding easier and for a longer period of time. I was fascinated that there is legit chemicals changes that are going to happen in hers and the babies bodies due to something as simple as that.
    awww new mom. Lol

    Rest assured the doctors already know about skin to skin.

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    on a somewhat related note, as of august 21st I am a grand-uncle. My family has this weird set of genes where our women are tiny but our men are enormous, so my 5'1" niece gave birth to a 19 inch 8 lbs 12.6oz boy. I'm 6'3" and the little fella's bigger than I was. I'm hoping that my treatment will stabilize and I can go visit on a regular basis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    awww new mom. Lol

    Rest assured the doctors already know about skin to skin.
    The funny thing is I mentioned this to her when she brought it up. She took the Breastfeeding Class at the hospital she is delivering at. They made it a point to tell her they might ask her, they might not..... so just make sure you request it to alleviate any grey area lol.

    She definitely has her ducks in a row though lol. At this point I do to, which is what is making the wait torturous. I just keep going out and buying more shit for the nursery every weekend lol.

    2 Weekends ago - I bought a bunch of Funko Pop! Vinyl guys. Monsters inc, Finding Nemo, I pre-ordered the Dragonballz ones, etc. This weekend Saturday I went out and dropped $60 on Hotwheels cars for his shelves. If you've seen the bg auto thread.....yeah you get it lol. This weekend Sunday we needed to buy the shelving for these cars and pops. So we went to home depot to buy that, ended up leaving with a real nice track lighting set up, a new $300 drill, and the shelves -_-

    I find myself projecting myself onto him already and he isn't even here. Me and my dad have a great relationship, but nothing in common whatsoever. It kind of sucked not having someone to learn car stuff, sports, etc. from. I'm very much looking forward to car time. His Recaro baby seat is already set up in the convertible ready to go lol. Between the cars, Marvel Comics, Video Games, Sports. etc..... I will have something in common with this child lol.


    Edit: Bane I don't remember how long I was. But I was 10 lbs 9oz. I looked like a fucking Buddha lol. I'm 6'1 225lb now.

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    Did you buy the Dori Funko Pop! Vinyl? That one is downright creepy and looks like it has no soul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Did you buy the Dori Funko Pop! Vinyl? That one is downright creepy and looks like it has no soul.
    So far I have:

    -Nemo, Dori, Crush, Bruce
    -All the Despicable Me ones... Gru, 3 minions, and Agnus
    -Sharknado
    -All the DBZ guys being released this month. (Cel, Freiza, Picolo, Vegeta, Goku)


    Gardiens of the Galaxy Baby Groot on Pre-order. Those are mainly to sell to fund more purchases.


    Edit: Mike Wazowski and Sully Pops! as well. Those started the craze -_-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    I think the "you did this to me!" thing is a Hollywood thing, I've never heard of anyone in real life actually saying that.
    I have heard it from my sister-in-law, thought it was more like: "I fucking hate you. How could you put my through this? I fucking hate having babies." She said many more things like that. With all 3 of her kids. We could hear her from the waiting room each time too.

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    So friends wife is a photographer, so had her take some pics of my new guy when he was 10 days old.






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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    awwww so cute!

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    What a cutie

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    Very cute! Reminds me of our little one's newborn pics.

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    Damn, was wondering if it was going to be revealed that you were the guy who got shit on by the baby during the infant pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Damn, was wondering if it was going to be revealed that you were the guy who got shit on by the baby during the infant pics

    LOL, those pics are awesome. The baby is so happy while he's pooping.

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    He farted while I was holding him like that, I was expecting it to be a poop, so thank my lucky stars, he really had me going there when he was making his fart/poop face and I didn't know which one was coming lol

    He's been awesome though, 23 days today and he already started sleeping through the night 8hrs about a week and a half ago, every few days or so he'll wake up wanting a bottle, but generally sleeps through the night now.

    Loving every moment of this though, only wish I didn't have to work so much and had more time to be home with him while he's so small

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