Quotes from Facebook

[Charismatic]

This thread is intended to house quotes from Facebook you see as you're scrolling. Funny ones, sad ones, angry ones... whatever.
Should be from your FB friends (or friends of friends) or people you actually know for maximum lulz (if that is the intent.)

I'll start:

[Demosthenes]

Dude wants so sleep with straight guy. Friend suggests rape. Just WTF?

[Demosthenes]

Wish that republican dude did not delete his thread. There was gold in there.

[Charismatic]

Dude wants so sleep with straight guy. Friend suggests rape. Just WTF?

YUP, that's the shit I see in my feed.

[Galkaeater]

Dude wants so sleep with straight guy. Friend suggests rape. Just WTF?

not rape if their both drunk

[Demosthenes]

I tend to curate pretty well. I'd keep that shit if I could laugh at it, but shit like that just gets me heated.

[Charismatic]

not rape if their both drunk

I was under the impression that its double rape. No one cleared that up for me yet.

[Demosthenes]

If person A is drunk and gets person B drunk the person B goes put it in my ass, it's okay.
If person A intends to put it in person B's ass, drinks with and gets person B drunk and then "convinces" B to let him put it in the ass. It might count as rape. Definitely is if person A knows B would never do it sober.

[tyven]

how is that fb post not a joke?

[Qalbert]

[Headspace]

[Qalbert]

[Cream Soda]

Ami trying to play matchmaker w/ Kayla and I.

[Titanss]

30% sure the black man won't rape the white girl

[Abandon]

oh man. this thread. i wish i could scroll all day and post shit. lets see what i find. if net at work doesn't let me, when i get back home, it's fucking on

[Conrad]

Abandon's thunderdome is legendary

[Conrad]

Can we just requote the Brows convo

[Abandon]

p. sure it's in the best of thread, lol, i dont care

[Qalbert]

not facebook, and not a friend, but:

[tyven]

Ami trying to play matchmaker w/ Kayla and I.

who are ami and kayla