Quotes from Facebook

[Conformity]

More Ami action

oh my fucking god i love this painting

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

What the fuck did I just read

[Day]

her man in jail lol, have to read that shit all the time, thought i'd share

[Qalbert]

not really a stupid quote but:


going to hell etc, but I laughed at the mental image of her taking a week old oreo out of the casket

[Howie Roary]

protip: beaver is slang for vajay, not sure if it's a Canadian thing. I think the OP is camping, and the old guy has no idea how hilarious his post is...

[Qalbert]

dam

[Howie Roary]

god dam it jon

[BaneTheBrawler]

are you saying you're not sure if its a canadian thing because you don't know if canadians use it, or because you don't know if its only a canadian thing?

cos its definitely slang for vajayjay in the states

[Howie Roary]

ah okay, it's practically a national animal here, so I could see it having been regional. And ya, I wasn't sure if only Canadians use it

[Demosthenes]

I found an old screenshot I took, but I'm too lazy to blank out names at work.

[Charismatic]

also waaaaaao @ the SS you're talkin about.
That is OD

[Demosthenes]

I can look back at it an laugh now. At the time though, I was like "JFC!" This was like an hour or so after the shit had gone down in Boston too.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

just picture howie trying to politely describe the euphemism for beaver to a non-canadian irl

[Kohan]

just picture howie trying to politely describe the euphemism for beaver to a non-canadian irl

This reminds me of the time when I politely explained to someone what "pinch a loaf" meant after using it in a conversation, and leaving them confused. They didn't understand its usage in context, as they thought that I was referring to a thief stealing a loaf of bread.

My description: "The term 'pinch a loaf' is used to refer to tapering off a turd in your anus when you're defecating."

Their response: "Oh. ... Ew."