Random Image Thread XLII: Ragns Secret Porn Stache

[xopher]

The dangling cheese on the pizza lady.

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[6souls]

[Xantavia]

[Guitarman]

Warning: The amount of dumb in this spoiler may drop your IQ a few points while simultaneously drastically lower your faith in humanity. You have been warned.

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http://static.damnlol.com/i/30403081...8940e2cfa2.jpg

[Spicyryan]

Facepalmed, laughed, and screamed into my hands at the debit card tweet. LOL.

[myreality]

Going to keep telling myself that all those people were joking........Seriously.

[DrClout]

What a way to close. The CC chick was gold.

[BaneTheBrawler]

jfc that credit card though

[Niiro]

Going to keep telling myself that all those people were joking........Seriously.

I'm sure a lot of them are, they have to be.

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THEY HAVE TO BE

[Aksannyi]

Some of those look like speech-to-text fails, like "NATE OF AMERICANS." My phone always thinks I'm saying things that I'm not when I use the voice feature. Things like "not gonna lie" turn into "knocking ally," mostly because my phone doesn't seem to recognize "gonna" as an actual word.

Though some of those, well, there's no hope for these people.

[Spicyryan]

Some of those look like speech-to-text fails, like "NATE OF AMERICANS." My phone always thinks I'm saying things that I'm not when I use the voice feature. Things like "not gonna lie" turn into "knocking ally," mostly because my phone doesn't seem to recognize "gonna" as an actual word.

Though some of those, well, there's no hope for these people.

My favorite is when I go "send a message to xxx" to my watch and while it works ~90% of the time. Sometimes I get the ones where I sent a text to someone that simply says "send a message". That is okay because I am rude enough to demand messages be sent to me.
Kneel before Zod.

[FNH]

Some of those look like speech-to-text fails, like "NATE OF AMERICANS." My phone always thinks I'm saying things that I'm not when I use the voice feature. Things like "not gonna lie" turn into "knocking ally," mostly because my phone doesn't seem to recognize "gonna" as an actual word.

Though some of those, well, there's no hope for these people.

If I'm not wrong, does it not form the message and then ask you to say send?

[Tokitoki]

If I'm not wrong, does it not form the message and then ask you to say send?

My phone does. Translates to text then you have to hit send.

[Aksannyi]

Yes, but I'm sure there are people who don't look at it and just hit send. I've done that on accident a few times.

[Spicyryan]

If I'm not wrong, does it not form the message and then ask you to say send?

No, <walking, tilt watch towards me> "Okay Google" *pause* "Send a message to Angela, work that chair later", and it gives me about 3 seconds after that to cancel the autosend manually. Which is the way I want it anyway.

[FNH]

So they are stupid AND lazy, got it.

[Spicyryan]

So they are stupid AND lazy, got it.

But, aren't you referring to us for using voice command..?

Did I miss something?

[Meresgi]

Asked my friend's six year-old to name as many Super Smash Bros. Wii U characters as he could...

[Anoat]

You son of a bitch. You got me lol

[FNH]

But, aren't you referring to us for using voice command..?

Did I miss something?

They are learning!