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    from the patient's perspective, that's the real trick. balancing compliance with the question "is my doctor a fucking idiot?" which is a major concern, particularly with chronic conditions.

    even good doctors can dismiss their patients' legitimate complaints if the patient is too timid to express them properly. i've run into some of that. i kept thinking they were the professionals, they knew best... but they weren't listening to what i was trying to say. they just heard "i think" and "im not sure" and thought i was being literal, rather than simply expressing my lack of training/experience.

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    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Why is that the newest meme to get overplayed? I mean I could understand if it was overused a few years after the event, but the 14th anniversary is coming up. 14 years ago!

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    14 years later it is now an amusing meme. Way to go internet.

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    it makes me laugh because I know people who used to use that argument so much in real life. I laughed then, and I laugh now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    Got one for ya.

    I had a fella who slammed too hard down on a dildo while pleasuring himself. Call in colorectal who spends 3 hours trying to get it out, room is a blood bath. Dude finally gives up and at 4 in the morning we have to call in the OR team to pull a dildo out of some dudes asshole. X-ray showed it was 10 or so inches. It took a while to not see giant dildos on every x-ray that came up lol
    Nothing beats being woken up at 2 a.m. in the morning for an emergency foreign body removal. Come in to the OR to discover its a glass cherry jar in the guy's rectum he "fell" on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kobb View Post
    Nothing beats being woken up at 2 a.m. in the morning for an emergency foreign body removal. Come in to the OR to discover its a glass cherry jar in the guy's rectum he "fell" on.
    Does it really feel that good to stick things in ones ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spicyryan View Post
    Does it really feel that good to stick things in ones ass?
    Yes it does. Massage your prostate sometime. Just don't use jars, light bulbs, action figures, etc. Even straight men love it. (That's why there's pegging.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuitton View Post
    Yes it does. Massage your prostate sometime. Just don't use jars, light bulbs, action figures, etc. Even straight men love it. (That's why there's pegging.)
    theres nothing straight about pegging

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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    It works more than twice that. And your own personal anecdote doesn't speak for medicine as a whole.
    It works decently for me. I had a work accident where I ended up with some damaged nerves in my back and have been taking gabapentin for the past 10years. About 7 years ago my Dr added cymbalta into the mix and it worked well enough to get me off opiates. Its pretty much hit or miss on how well it'll work but, did fairly well for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BorkBorkBork View Post
    It works decently for me. I had a work accident where I ended up with some damaged nerves in my back and have been taking gabapentin for the past 10years. About 7 years ago my Dr added cymbalta into the mix and it worked well enough to get me off opiates. Its pretty much hit or miss on how well it'll work but, did fairly well for me.
    Good luck ever trying to get off Cymbalta. Weaning myself off that was a nightmarish hell.

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    I've tried everything under the sun for my back pain. Only thing that seems to help me is actual painkillers like Oxy's and Hydro's. I'm still trying to work with my doctors to get me to go up a Mg a month for a few months then switch me to another and start at the lowest dose. Keeps me from getting addicted and keeps me from going on crazy high dozes.

    But they just keep wanting to tell me how that could kill me and crap. Yet forgetting that pain clinic has had me on a rollercoaster of pills for 4 years.

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    opiates don't do dick for me. they just shut down my intestines and cause more pain than i was in to begin with. can't have NSAIDs either because of the bleeding risks. so my options for painkillers are pretty limited. tylenol is pretty much the only thing ive been able to take. everything else is way overkill for the amount of pain i have on a regular basis.

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    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondue View Post
    theres nothing straight about pegging
    ??? It's a woman doing it. If you think being gay is just about "dick (or phallus) in ass" then you might need to reexamine sexuality. If you're with a woman and you are aroused by women, then you're straight. People don't have to be gay to enjoy anal play.

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    BUT I POOP FROM THERE

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    not tonight you dont

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    ??? It's a woman doing it. If you think being gay is just about "dick (or phallus) in ass" then you might need to reexamine sexuality. If you're with a woman and you are aroused by women, then you're straight. People don't have to be gay to enjoy anal play.
    meh.... if you enjoy a penis shaped object in your ass.... you gay/Bi. There is nothing wrong with it, but call it what it is.

    Edit: this led me to ask the question... is there a strap on vag... of course the answer was yes...

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    No, that's actually not what it is. What you have in your body, in any place, has nothing to do with what sex you are attracted to.

    You can be male and not be aroused by other males at all, but still enjoy anal play. Sexuality doesn't have anything to do with kinks. It has everything to do with what sex you are attracted to.

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    Not to go even further off topic, but...

    Friend of mine and I are out at the bar late one night. We're talking about bullshit for the most part. He was trying to explain how something or other was really great comparing it to "when you're right on the edge and she sticks that pinky up there." I thought it was hilarious.

    Carry on.

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