I've got a lead on your perfect woman Gulk, now its up to you to find her.
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Go, my son, with my blessing.
Find her.
In true anime fashion, it's really a guy.
Don't blame me, blame Japan!
Do do do~
Wasn't blaming you, just thought it was funny in a way. I think i'm gonna get one.
LOL
omg this gets better the longer it goes on
http://www.reddit.com/user/iamwhathefoxsays This is her reddit user account. Go get em tiger.
Half asleep at 1 AM and feel a light itch on my forehead in bed. Start to do a quick swat with my hand, feel the resistance of "something", and proceed to change the swat into a full smash into my forehead. Frantically jump out of bed into the bathroom to find this thing smashed into my forehead. It may just be a cave/spider cricket, but man I was wide awake until like 4 after this episode.
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I hate those; they creep me out. We used to get them in our laundry room all the time.
My friend's basement used to get them too. We'd take this thing and blast them with it whenever we found them.
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Smashvilled!
Kind of looks like a Whiptail Scorpion.
We call 'em Camel Crickets, lol, they are harmless.