Israel vs. Gaza round 99

[arus2001]

What's the deal with jewish comedians?

[Madeline]

INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT — DAY

JERRY is reading the newspaper on the couch. KRAMER bursts through the door with his usual manic energy.

KRAMER:
Jerry! Jerry! You gotta hear this—there’s this new guy, this guy, he's everywhere! He’s big! He’s got a podcast, he’s got a movement—he’s got a head, Jerry!

JERRY (not looking up):
A head? That’s rare.

KRAMER:
No no no, I mean the shape of the head. It’s like a thumb—perfectly cylindrical. I’m tellin’ ya, this guy’s aerodynamic!

JERRY:
And who is this bullet-headed phenomenon?

KRAMER:
Charlie Kirk, Jerry! Charlie Kirk! He’s like... if a TED Talk wore khakis and got real mad at the DMV.

JERRY:
Charlie Kirk... is he an actor?

KRAMER:
No, no, he’s a thinker! A talker! He’s got opinions, Jerry—so many opinions! I don't even know what he's talking about half the time but boy, he talks like he’s solving the energy crisis with a PowerPoint and a venti iced Americano.

JERRY:
So you’re into this guy?

KRAMER:
Well, I don’t know if I’m into him. I just... I watched one video. Next thing I know I’m ordering collagen protein powder and calling my cousin in Ohio to discuss the Department of Education!

JERRY:
What does he say?

KRAMER:
Oh, a lotta stuff. College is a scam, TikTok is brainwashing America, and something about Ronald Reagan being the last real Jedi.

JERRY:
Reagan was barely a Sith.

KRAMER:
Jerry, this guy’s running a youth movement. Kids are quoting him like scripture. I saw a guy at the coffee shop reading Ayn Rand and doing push-ups!

JERRY:
Was it George?

KRAMER (beat):
...It might’ve been George.

JERRY:
So what does Elaine think of this thumb-headed guru?

KRAMER:
Elaine? Ohhh, she tried watching him for five minutes and her Wi-Fi router burst into flames. She said his voice gave her a rash.

JERRY:
Well, that’s one way to lead a movement—biological warfare.

KRAMER:
He’s like a human TED Talk that never ends, Jerry. And the hands—the hands! Constant motion! Like he’s conducting an invisible orchestra of outrage!

JERRY:
Conducting or convulsing?

KRAMER:
I dunno! But now I’m deep in it. I joined a forum. I’ve got opinions, Jerry! I posted a video—twenty-eight views!

JERRY:
Was the video about Charlie Kirk?

KRAMER:
No, it was me eating cereal and yelling about traffic. But the spirit of Charlie was in there!

JERRY:
So what’s next, Kramer? You gonna start your own movement?

KRAMER (nodding slowly):
It’s already started, Jerry. It’s called: Kram-Logic.

JERRY:
God help us all.

[END SCENE]

thanks chat gpt

[6souls]

https://x.com/MariamBarghouti/status...17133966373193

[Cail]

https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1966524780238045509

[6souls]

https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1966725395203436770

Israel is now waiting until missiles are in the air before notifying their allies that they're carrying out an attack.

[thetruepandagod]

Israel is now waiting until missiles are in the air before notifying their allies that they're carrying out an attack.

not like we are gonna say no anyway

[arus2001]

Better to beg for forgiveness, etc..

[Salodin]

Better to beg for forgiveness, etc..

What are we gonna do, kill all the Jews? They really are just the worst toddler that knows we won't do jack shit to stop their behavior.

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[Byrthnoth]

I think that Israelis are suffering from shameful leadership (comparable support numbers to Trump in the US). Support for the war in Gaza is lower than that (similar to if you poll about any of Trump's policies.) A little hard to throw stones at vanilla Israelis at the moment from over here.

I think that a lot of antisemitic tropes are edging their way back into the mainstream the same way the r-word has, partially for the same reason and partially because it is possible to look at something like APAC and say "oh, the Jews actually _are_ puppet masters." Combine this with the general loss of support for Israel in the US and Israelis are in a much more dangerous place today than ten years ago.

[archibaldcrane]

A little hard to throw stones at vanilla Israelis at the moment from over here.

Not that hard.

A new poll by the Accord Center has found that 62% of Israelis believe that “there are no innocent people in Gaza,” reflecting widespread hardline attitudes nearly a year into the ongoing conflict.

https://www.i24news.tv/en/news/israe...people-in-gaza

For an IDI survey conducted at the end of July, researchers asked, "to what extent are you personally troubled or not troubled by the reports of famine and suffering among the Palestinian population in Gaza?"

Over three-quarters of Jewish Israelis — 79% — were not that troubled or not troubled at all.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.dw....ing/a-73600368

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[Cail]

https://x.com/sentdefender/status/19...gIRK2bOMcBVXxg

[archibaldcrane]

https://x.com/Telegraph/status/19678...-XnbxDVUg&s=19

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[kisada]

now what

[Mrbeansman]

now what

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[Salodin]

Lmfao

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[thetruepandagod]

the UN is an organization infiltrated by anti-zionists and anti-semitics just like reuters

[archibaldcrane]

The UK, and their vassals in Canada and Australia have recognized the Palestinian State.

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[Roranora]

now things should settle down

[Krandor]

They recognize the Palestinian state as long as they do the following

Palestinian Authority must reform governance.

General elections in 2026 — Hamas cannot participate.

New Palestinian state must be demilitarized.

Recognition does not legitimise or reward terrorism.

Recognition is tied to the two-state solution: a sovereign, democratic Palestine living in peace and security alongside Israel.

I legitimately don't see any of those things happening

[archibaldcrane]

https://x.com/BNODesk/status/1969932...VolYgJbeg&s=19

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