Want to watch soccer? Start here! Soccer thread 2014

[Tyrath]

The US let in more goals in this game than they did the entire rest of the tournament. And they still won by 3 goals.

[Cutriss]

In the trophy ceremony for this competition celebrating the strength and capability of women, the medals are carried in by girls in low-cut black cocktail dresses lol

[Dimmauk]

In the trophy ceremony for this competition celebrating the strength and capability of women, the medals are carried in by girls in low-cut black cocktail dresses lol

Should it have been guys in banana hammocks?

[Tyrath]

My favorite part is that Sepp Blatter wasn't there and says that while the US doesn't have anything incriminating on him, he didn't want to take any "travel risks."

[Anoat]

So a bunch of my college friends went to high school with Ashilyn Harris who is one of the goalies not named Hope Solo, they are all going nuts and excited and I'm like...good for her, but she didn't even play? lol

[Tyrath]

Doesn't matter, still gets a world cup medal. Tough to get in when your first goalie is Hope Solo.

[Byrthnoth]

Should it have been guys in banana hammocks?

They definitely should have done this.

[Mertron]

Tough to get in when your first goalie is Hope Solo.

and at the same time, based on some pictures I've seen, it wouldn't be that hard to get it in hope solo

[Mertron]

bring a mouthguard though

[Talint]

Why is Chris Wondolowski still a thing.

How is this guy getting call ups.

[Roranora]

Most exciting Gold Cup game so far, a 4-4 draw between Mexico and Trinidad & Tobago. Mexico went up 2-0, gave up 3 unanswered to fall behind, equalized, then went ahead on an own goal. T&T tied it on the last touch of stoppage time off a corner amidst crazy debris raining from an abundance of shitty fans. T&T finishes atop the group, Mexico 2nd.

[Roranora]

US team needs a miracle comeback, down 2 goals to Jamaica. Second half starting in the Gold Cup semifinal #1.

Apparently the field of play in the Georgia Dome is shit.

[Roranora]

Okay, 2-1 now, Bradley with the punch-in, 48th minute

[Tyrath]

Aw fuck forgot this was happening.

[Tyrath]

Aw man that should've been a goal.

[Roranora]

Surprisingly, US played really well in the first half, dominating possession (was like 62/38 around 30 minutes) and creating opportunities. Guzan's positioning got lazy on a throw-in + poor defending. Then he got called for a handball on a call you seldom see. Barnes struck the free kick perfectly and it was 2-0 in a game where US is playing solidly.

We need to equalize soon - Jamaica's counters are terrifying. Game's been really entertaining.

[Tyrath]

US needs to convert one of these zillions of chances..

[Roranora]

lol pretty much

god damn

[Roranora]

bradley tries that turn at midfield, wtfff. he is not jamaican

[Tyrath]

Bradley has been terrible since I've turned this game on.