AVENGERS 3: INFINITY WAR (April 27, 2018)

[Zetanio]

ok pal, now i'm gonna need you to turn around and put your hands on the car. you're under arrest.

[Tyrath]

If you don't know/haven't seen the events by now, you don't care enough about spoilers.

[Zetanio]

Sir, don't interfere in an ongoing spoiler police investigation.

[Vaspinne]

Getting arrested because he posted a clip with a black man in it, typical.

[Zetanio]

HEY BACK OFF OR I'LL BRING YOU DOWN WITH HIM!

[Zealot]

THAT SYMBOL MEANS CAPTAIN MARVEL OH MAN

[Zealot]

THAT SYMBOL ON THE PAGER

NICK FURY'S PAGER

THAT HE DROPPED BECAUSE HE WAS KILLED BY THANOS

WHEN THANOS WIPED OUT HALF THE UNIVERSE

THAT WAS THE SYMBOL I'M REFERENCING

[Zetanio]

sir i know you're a famous politician but you better simmer down before you end up on the news

[Zealot]

NEWS IS FAKE

[Zetanio]

ok sir i didn't wanna bring you down, please put your hands behind your back and drop the spoilers.

[Zealot]

This is a witch hunt, like the hunt for Keyser Soze, who was Kevin Spacey the whole time.

[Zetanio]

motherfucker i warned you GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!

[Zealot]

AHHH GOD HELP BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST HELP

[Zetanio]

*BANG* *BA-* sorry my 3d printed gun exploded. these things are so unreliable. just like the narrator in many movies.

[Tyrath]

I look forward to the day Zealot loses the election because his spoiler posts are uncovered.

[Zealot]

Please, I could build a campaign on the strength of that back-and-forth just now.

[Zetanio]

not without the support of the spoiler police. what will you do for us?

[Zealot]

Spoiler: show

[Zetanio]

i loled

[kuronosan]

Unlike Charles Kane, who uttered the name of his childhood sled as he died at the end of his movie.