BG Fitness Fanatics II: We Work Out

[archibaldcrane]

The vendors on the list right now either take credit cards

Or they take crypto.

I know what you're talking about but it's pretty irrelevant for those two use cases.

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[Yabby]

O, you provide access to the middle men, not the direct service i'm guessing.

[archibaldcrane]

Both, but most of the direct Chinese vendors only accept crypto payments.

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[Zealot]

Gonna have to change the avatar to a regular chocobo.

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[Cantih]

I actually laughed.

[Milkster]

Please tell me your guide says this somewhere in BIG RED LETTERS:

DO NOT PUT MEMOS OR NOTES ON ANY PAYMENT OR TRANSFER OF FUNDS.

The number of people who still don’t understand that this isn’t fucking Amazon is unreal. When you order on the grey market, it takes weeks to arrive. Even longer if customs gets their hands on the shit.

We’ve already lost a few golden providers because dumb motherfuckers keep putting things like “for peptides” in the memo, or they panic after waiting a couple of weeks and start reporting vendors instead of just being patient.

I get why you’re doing it, but know this. I hate you a little for dragging people who are too dumb into the market. If you can’t find your way here on your own by following the breadcrumbs, which are basically road signs at this point, then you probably shouldn’t be in this market at all.

Get your nut, but i hate you.

<3

This is why I never provided sources to anything unless I've interacted with you for years. Most Americans are incredibly dumb and the learned helplessness is overwhelming. Also most people don't understand you still need to exercise and eat with GLP-1s, Semaglutides etc and I just forsee some suburban idiot with too many connections using them wrong, blaming everyone else and those drugs going through what steroids went through in the 90s.

[Yabby]

This is why I never provided sources to anything unless I've interacted with you for years. Most Americans are incredibly dumb and the learned helplessness is overwhelming. Also most people don't understand you still need to exercise and eat with GLP-1s, Semaglutides etc and I just forsee some suburban idiot with too many connections using them wrong, blaming everyone else and those drugs going through what steroids went through in the 90s.

Truthfully, if it weren’t for the nausea people get from overusing these products, I 100% believe someone would’ve already killed themselves with this shit. Same reason I genuinely hope we never invent a pill that makes dicks bigger, because you know some dumbass would overdo it, drain all the blood from his brain, and die with a 20-pound dick dragging him down a flight of stairs.

[Meresgi]

This is why I never provided sources to anything unless I've interacted with you for years. Most Americans are incredibly dumb and the learned helplessness is overwhelming. Also most people don't understand you still need to exercise and eat with GLP-1s, Semaglutides etc and I just forsee some suburban idiot with too many connections using them wrong, blaming everyone else and those drugs going through what steroids went through in the 90s.

What u mean? Social media tell me that steroids are miracle! They just make you into Arnold after like 1-2 cycles and super easy to put on mass! (fuckers do put on mass, just pure fat mass lol before they try to bench 405 and tear a tendon)

[archibaldcrane]

Also most people don't understand you still need to exercise

Got a whole section of the guide on it. Fortunately because I'm focusing on retatrutide, which is the gym bro favorite, there's lots of emphasis on lifting while you use it in the community.


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[Anoat]

I googled “kegel exercises for men” and the AI results were, uh, something else

Spoiler: show

[Melena]

I googled “kegel exercises for men” and the AI results were, uh, something else

Spoiler: show

One of my favorite episodes of archer.

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[Milkster]

I googled “kegel exercises for men” and the AI results were, uh, something else

Spoiler: show

Some people need the physical stimulation to mentally focus on what areas they're supposed to activating. Actually a lot of people do. Idk it's not wild of a suggestion

[Anoat]

I’m doing my first for for real 10k in March. Today I did my first ever 10k on a treadmill trying to get ready for it. I’ve done 5 milers no problem but this was my first honest 10k attempt and for some reason I struggled when I’ve never really struggled doing 5 milers. I’ll try again next week I think, see how it goes. Oh well. Just a casual 83 minutes and 1100 calories later, I did it fam

Spoiler: show

[Salodin]

I’m doing my first for for real 10k in March. Today I did my first ever 10k on a treadmill trying to get ready for it. I’ve done 5 milers no problem but this was my first honest 10k attempt and for some reason I struggled when I’ve never really struggled doing 5 milers. I’ll try again next week I think, see how it goes. Oh well. Just a casual 83 minutes and 1100 calories later, I did it fam

Spoiler: show

Damn dude, inspiring

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[Milkster]

1 good thing that has come out of MAHA has been the shift to increasing protein intake and man are there nice, new high protein foods everywhere. Bagels with 21g of protein per bagel? Crazy work. I love it. MAHA and RFK are still trash though

[Meresgi]

1 good thing that has come out of MAHA has been the shift to increasing protein intake and man are there nice, new high protein foods everywhere. Bagels with 21g of protein per bagel? Crazy work. I love it. MAHA and RFK are still trash though

Think this was on the uptrend before even MAHA since literally everything was coming out with "bonus protein!" versions, though half of them were like 1-2 more grams of protein per serving for an extra like $5 lol. My fave protein snack is still the legendary foods cinnamon rolls https://www.eatlegendary.com/product...ein-sweet-roll

[Yabby]

1 good thing that has come out of MAHA has been the shift to increasing protein intake and man are there nice, new high protein foods everywhere. Bagels with 21g of protein per bagel? Crazy work. I love it. MAHA and RFK are still trash though

I was noticing this even before all of this kicked off. If anything, I’d give more credit to TikTok and kids hopping on gear at 14 as the bigger drivers. The number of teens (both girls and boys) joining gyms over the last few years has been huge.

The girls are usually the ones locked in, headphones on, zero interest in anyone else, just putting in work. The boys tend to roll in packs of three or more and take turns benching, which is honestly kind of hilarious.

That said, you really have to watch those “XXg of protein” labels. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve checked the back and realized something was off. Sometimes those numbers are for three servings. Other times it’s 30 grams per serving… but the serving is 900 calories.

[Yabby]

Think this was on the uptrend before even MAHA since literally everything was coming out with "bonus protein!" versions, though half of them were like 1-2 more grams of protein per serving for an extra like $5 lol. My fave protein snack is still the legendary foods cinnamon rolls https://www.eatlegendary.com/product...ein-sweet-roll

Those look good. My issue with most protein sweets is the texture. It’s almost always a little off. You enjoy them at first, but after a while it becomes pretty off-putting.

I loved those protein chips, but I can only eat a small amount before the texture starts to bother me. That said, when I’m in a cut, everything tastes amazing. Hunger really is the best spice.

[Milkster]

Those look good. My issue with most protein sweets is the texture. It’s almost always a little off. You enjoy them at first, but after a while it becomes pretty off-putting.

I loved those protein chips, but I can only eat a small amount before the texture starts to bother me. That said, when I’m in a cut, everything tastes amazing. Hunger really is the best spice.

Barebells are the best protein bars and snacks out.

These are the Thomas bagels. 21g for one bagel and its 290 calories.

[Meresgi]

Those look good. My issue with most protein sweets is the texture. It’s almost always a little off. You enjoy them at first, but after a while it becomes pretty off-putting.

I loved those protein chips, but I can only eat a small amount before the texture starts to bother me. That said, when I’m in a cut, everything tastes amazing. Hunger really is the best spice.

Same, they make some pop tarts and other stuff but the cinnamon rolls are hands down the best because they taste 90% of what you would expect. There's still a little taste there but I microwave them for about 15-20 secs to get them soft and can demolish one. You'll taste a little of that artificial sweetener there but it's not off putting to me at all.

Poptarts on the other hand, I haven't found one I really super enjoy. They're doable but not nearly as good imo, chocolate ones though are pretty close.