That sprinter diagram is fucking hilarious. Thanks for the laugh this morning.
In other news: Ferguson protestors met with Obama for some piecemeal rhetoric and do-nothing policy of arming 50k police with cameras, "monitoring" of the 1033 police militarization program. I guess the last 110~ days of demonstrations and indiscriminate usage of their cool toys around the nation wasn't picked-up by the administration. Eric Holder was also preaching some hollow words at a church in ATL, protestors interrupt him when he started going on about protestors+burning+looting.
Lastly, another conservative talking point was laid to rest today. Deandre Joshua, who was shot + set on fire during Ferguson protests last week, was NOT a grand jury witness:
http://nyti.ms/1rPoRYC