2014-15 NFL Week 1: hott jerry jones pics itt

[Adajer]

Bears defense is terrible. They are gonna have to score 30 or 40 in almost every game they win this year. It's gonna be a trainwreck. An exciting trainwreck, but nonetheless a trainwreck.

Indeed, Hewhoshouldhavebeencutty going to have another 10:8 TD:INT year before he gets hurt. Bears not making playoffs brah. I'm waiting to see if they set the trashman ablaze.

[Deejay]

FINALLY, WE BACK. ELI IS DUE FOR ANOTHER RING BABY

[Serra]

So we should expect Giants fans hating on him for the first half of the season?

[Abandon]

deejay, i love you. man, eli is going to be the reason i set the persian gulf on fire this year

[Valisk]

AFC East: New England
AFC North: Cincinnati
AFC South: Indianapolis
AFC West: Denver
Wild Cards: San Diego, Baltimore

NFC East: Philadelphia
NFC North: Green Bay
NFC South: New Orleans
NFC West: Seattle
Wild Cards: Detroit, Atlanta

AFC Championship: Denver over San Diego
NFC Championship: Green Bay over New Orleans
Super Bowl Champ: Denver over Green Bay

[Adajer]

Did Denver make some big changes over offseason?

[Plow]

Alouettes asking after Michael Sam

Is the CFL really where NFL careers go to die? Jeff Garcia's the only exception I know of offhand.

alouettes are who trestman disappeared to for 5 years before the bears brought him back

[Conrad]

Yeah but they never went Bound for Street

[Krandor]

This guy

[Valisk]

Did Denver make some big changes over offseason?

DeMarcus Ware
Emmanuel Sanders
Aqib Talib
T.J. Ward

Von Miller is back too.

[tyven]

alouettes are who trestman disappeared to for 5 years before the bears brought him back

sounds like sam gonna go win a couple canadian superbowls and then return to nfl as best pass rusher in the game

[tyven]

DeMarcus Ware
Emmanuel Sanders
Aqib Talib
T.J. Ward

Von Miller is back too.

how is von already back? didnt he tear his acl at the end of the season? HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE HEALING SO QUICKLY

[Abandon]

stem cells, bro

[Xajii]

AFC East: New England Patriots
AFC North: Baltimore Ravnes
AFC South: Indianapolis Colts
AFC West: San Diego Chargers
Wild Cards: Cincinnati Bengals, Denver Broncos

NFC East: New York Giants
NFC North: Chicago Bears
NFC South: New Orleans Saints
NFC West: Seattle Seahawks
Wild Cards: Arizona Cardinals, Green Bay Packers

AFC Championship: New England over San Diego
NFC Championship: Green Bay over New Orleans
Superbowl: Green Bay over New England

Coach of the Year: Bruce Arians, Arizona Cardinals
While not star-studded on paper, the Cardinals may quietly have the most complete team aside from Seattle in the West, and they're in very good hands with Arians. For an award based on teams that surprise people, few picks could be safer than this one.
Comeback POY: Rob Gronkowski, New England Patriots
It's simple enough - if he stays healthy, he wins it. This, of course, is a huge "if" - but I choose to believe (not because I want to).
Offensive POY: Eddie Lacy, Green Bay Packers
Run him into the fuckin ground. Might as well. RBs don't last long anyway.
Defensive POY: Patrick Peterson, Arizona Cardinals
Flashy, on an up-and-coming team, and the voters might get tired of picking Watt.
Offensive ROY: Terrence West, Cleveland Browns
My money is on him winning the starting RB job by the 3rd week and tearing it up. TOWSON
Defensive ROY: CJ Mosley, Baltimore Ravens
Not as homer as it might seem - he is going to be starting, he has strong support in the rest of the front 7, it's a defensive scheme built for ILB success, and he's looked damn good in the preseason.
NFL MVP: probably fuckin SATB if gronk stays healthy. ugh.

Bold Predictions:

1. Peyton Manning shows signs of slowing down and the Denver defense continues to struggle despite attempts to fill in holes. Montee Ball isn't the hope they need and coughs up the pigskin too much. The Broncos squeak into the playoffs but suffer an early exit.
2. The Philadelphia Eagles crash down to Earth as half their players get injured and Foles starts throwing INTs. Chip Kelly eats away his fury.
3. The Seahawks defense rallies up record level penalties and the team will only make the playoffs because their competition got themselves injured or suspended
4. Chicago puts up a strong early showing - enough to end up winning the division - but begins sputtering out toward the end, entering the playoffs ice cold. Meanwhile, Green Bay heats up off the backs oof Rodgers and Lacy, and despite a shit defense, hands it to every contender along the way to the Superbowl with a dynamic offense and some smart coaching.
5. Someone gets paralyzed on the field Jason Street style and it is probably going to be a Bear

[ninjafox]

Rams picked up Case Keenum. Just throwing it out there.

[Mertron]

AFC East: Philadelphia Eagles
AFC North: Philadelphia Eagles
AFC South: Philadelphia Eagles
AFC West: Philadelphia Eagles
Wild Cards: Philadelphia Eagles, Philadelphia Eagles

NFC East: Philadelphia Eagles
NFC North: Philadelphia Eagles
NFC South: Philadelphia Eagles
NFC West: Philadelphia Eagles
Wild Cards: Philadelphia Eagles

AFC Championship: Philadelphia Eagles over Philadelphia Eagles
NFC Championship: Philadelphia Eagles over Philadelphia Eagles
Super Bowl Champ: Philadelphia Eagles

Offensive ROTY: Jordan Matthews
Defensive ROTY: Marcus Smith
Offensive POTY: Lesean McCoy
Defensive POTY: DeMeco Ryans
MVP: Nick Foles
COTY: Chip Kelly
Coaches Fired: Coughlin, Gruden, Garrett

come at me bro

[Cutriss]

NFC Championship: Philadelphia Eagles over Philadelphia Eagles

This is the most believable part. History has shown many times that the Eagles are perfectly capable of beating the Eagles.

[Byrd]

Oh, this thread again? Nobody ever gets this shit right. Wonder how I did last year?

Super Bowl Champ: Seahawks over Broncos

AFC
East: Pats
North: Steelers
South: Colts
West: Broncos
Wild Cards: Ravens, Chargers

NFC
East: Eagles
North: Packers
South: Saints
West: Seahawks
Wild Cards: Bears, 49ers

AFC Champ: Broncos over Patriots
NFC Champ: Seahawks over Saints
Super Bowl: Seahawks over Broncos

OROY: Brandin Cooks, Saints
DROY: Khalil Mack, Raiders
COY: Chip Kelly, Eagles
Comeback Player of the Year: Julio Jones, Falcons

People say a Super Bowl rematch can't happen. Well, it can, it's just statistically unlikely. It is, however, more statistically likely for the best two teams play in the Super Bowl than any other single result. The Seahawks are still, IMHO, the best team in the league. They've lost a little, but their closest competitors (the 49ers) seem to be in worse shape. The schedule could get them, though, as 10 games against the NFC and AFC West could prove difficult to navigate, and I don't particularly like the Seahawks' chances on the road in January against either the Saints or Packers, the two teams that are most likely to beat them there.

The Broncos still seem to be the class of the AFC, although the Patriots are right there. Anybody other than these two teams coming out of the AFC would be a significant surprise to me, wheres the NFC has 4-5 teams I could see making a run. I see the Eagles as a potential dark horse, given their schedule could give them a big edge towards home field advantage in the NFC.

[tyven]

it would take an act of god(del) for the seahawks not to repeat. luckily we have seen that act all preseason. that means BEARS SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS

[Penthesilea]

AFC
East: Patriots
North: Bengals
South: Colts
West: Broncos
Wild Cards: Chargers, Ravens

NFC
East: Eagles
North: Packers
South: Saints
West: Seahawks
Wild Cards: Bears, Cardinals

AFC Champ: Patriots over Chargers
NFC Champ: Eagles over Seahawks
Super Bowl: Eagles over Patriots (revenge over cheaters)

OROY: Sammy Watkins, Bills
DROY: Clowney, Texans
COY: Chip Kelly (snubbed last year since he was a college coach)
Comeback Player of the Year: Aaron Rodgers, Packers (if he can stay healthy, duh)

Not so bold prediction: Eli Manning has another bad year (1:1 TD:INT) and is cut after the season (20mil due next year)